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	Adam	Is it this seasons range?   Posted by Adam on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:18 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	It what the what? I don't think it has anything to do with albedos.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:27 PM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	or zombies. But it IS in fashion of late.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:28 PM [Reply to this]

	Adam	I'd hate to be paying heed to last seasons cruelty.   Posted by Adam on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:35 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Oh, I get it now. A typo. Well, you're sure to always stay in fashion with the way you're butchering the English language. And that way is "slightly."   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:40 PM [Reply to this]

	Ben	You are very funny & mean, I suppose though, that you already know that.   Posted by Ben on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	What does fashion have to do with incidence angles of the Sun's rays?   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:34 PM [Reply to this]

	Adam	The atmosphere!   Posted by Adam on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:37 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	I'm sorry, the correct answer was the amount of skin bared. A high angle means tanned sex nymphs, while a low one means frigid nags in puffy coats.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Miles	Frigid nags in puffy coats tend to have low self-esteem...   Posted by Miles on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:05 PM [Reply to this]

	Adam	So they're more likely to get drunk and put-out, for validation, as a result of this low self-esteem. I have no problem with this. No problem at all.   Posted by Adam on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:47 PM [Reply to this]

	Miles	Exactly, though I would have just said...it is easier to get the pussy.   Posted by Miles on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:00 PM [Reply to this]

	crabby	Brochures suck.   Posted by crabby on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:21 PM [Reply to this]

	smokeys spice girls tribute	here here! i much prefer a pamphlet. nat-- gets a rough deal.   Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 3:24 PM [Reply to this]

	it's mE!	Sure! i would love to find out more about how i can abuse animals - Thanks!   Posted by it's mE! on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:23 PM [Reply to this]

	Justin	Would you like a brochure on shut the hell up?   Posted by Justin on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:25 PM [Reply to this]

	it's mE!	well sure. that is, if your done reading the one you've got.   Posted by it's mE! on April 27, 2007 - Friday - 11:16 PM [Reply to this]

	Miles	Yes...thank you, I've never really understood how to shut the hell up. I mean, people are always telling me to shut the hell up and I try, really I do. But it just doesn't come natural to me, you know what I mean? There is just always something more that needs to be said, don't you feel that way? Say has this brochure helped you to shut the hell up? Do you really think it could help me? Are there pictures of people shutting the hell up? I think it runs in my family, this problem with shutting the hell up, must be genetic or something. This is so exciting, I've always gotten into trouble not shutting the hell up, lost jobs, alienated friends, lost my voice, driven off just about everybody, you know I've heard that since I have two ears I should listen twice as long as I talk, but the way I see it I'm listening to myself talk so I'm listening at the same time, and it isn't like I'm talking 24 hours a day, constantly, I mean there are pauses between words, right? And it isn't like I'm not listening, my ears are in perfect working order, how are yours? So I guess that means I am listening twice as much or at least as much...anyways that's what I tell people...blah blah blah blah.   Posted by Miles on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Justin	I'm sorry. I missed most of what you said. I guess I got kind of busy trying to hang myself after you said "thank you."   Posted by Justin on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:17 PM [Reply to this]

	Vincent Truman Vincent Truman	Ah, I miss INXS.   Posted by Vincent Truman on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:07 PM [Reply to this]

	Sliced Bread	Is that close to Texas?   Posted by Sliced Bread on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:25 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Rather. Just when you think the day's about to pick up, poof. "Poof" is the sound of my dashed hopes, by the way.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:32 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Sorry, but I have to teach to the speed of the slowest kid in the class.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:51 PM [Reply to this]

	rob getzschman	What does poof mean again?   Posted by rob getzschman on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:12 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Look in the mirror.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:58 PM [Reply to this]

	St. Anthony Anthony Valencia	what does it mean when ya look in the mirror and you see a naked man staring back at you? is that good or bad.   Posted by St. Anthony on April 26, 2007 - Thursday - 12:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Depends on what you were expecting to see.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 27, 2007 - Friday - 10:12 AM [Reply to this]

	David	When you're the one looking, I guess you might Firstly -- check whether the mirror is at an angle If YES -- then response depends on who you see If NOT -- then you might rethink your prescription   Posted by David on September 11, 2007 - Tuesday - 8:19 PM [Reply to this]

	Sox	i would like a brochure on gettin a brochure to stop animal cruelty... kthanx   Posted by Sox on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:27 PM [Reply to this]

	Aijalon	I was recently approached by Scientologists handing out brochures that asked "Are You Curious About Yourself?" I yelled, threw the paper, and ran away. I tend to do that with just about every brochure I'm handed. It really throws people off.   Posted by Aijalon on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:34 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	You should have sued for sexual harassment. That's what I do anytime someone offers to help me explore myself.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:36 PM [Reply to this]

	SPARKY CEcil SParks	Don't explore yourself, please let me explore you.   Posted by SPARKY on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 3:58 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Thanks for taking the joke I just made and making it creepy and gross.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Lori	Don't be mad just because he did it before you could.   Posted by Lori on April 29, 2007 - Sunday - 8:05 PM [Reply to this]

	Pete	Hello Lori, you innocence intrigues me... Finny   Posted by Pete on October 29, 2007 - Monday - 6:20 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	See, that's just it, Ms. Reading Comprehension. He didn't, I explicitly made a point to make that joke implicitly.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on August 5, 2007 - Sunday - 3:45 PM [Reply to this]

	Aijalon	Well then you must be rich... reow! That's it, I can't top that one. Time to retire.   Posted by Aijalon on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 11:56 PM [Reply to this]

	Celebrity Pharmacist	Fucking liberals.   Posted by Celebrity Pharmacist on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:26 PM [Reply to this]

	A	It can only go downhill from here. Your conversations, however, might get better.   Posted by A on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:39 PM [Reply to this]

	Conk	I love the season of the Girlscout cookie... Would you like to buy some Girlscout cookies? Are they made with REAL Girlscouts? Mothers tend to pull their children away from me briskly. Scott   Posted by Conk on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:45 PM [Reply to this]

	Jay Agnos	What have you got against nat--'s?   Posted by Jay Agnos on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	They never finish anything.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:50 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	It's always this way when relationships turn sour. Remember, time heals all wounds.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Mellwood Ditworthy Mellwood Ditworthy	I've promised myself that if I ever win the Lotto, I'm going to have 'Monkey Servants'. Whatever that means.   Posted by Mellwood Ditworthy on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Irish Dan©	Not servants, but deadly ninja monkeys... Thats WAY cooler...   Posted by Irish Dan© on October 6, 2007 - Saturday - 1:21 PM [Reply to this]

	Chris	I love monkeysploitation flix.   Posted by Chris on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:08 AM [Reply to this]

	cancel	I always counter with: "No, but would you like a demonstration on animal cruelty" Usually, I follow this by pulling a cat out of a sack.   Posted by cancel on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:59 PM [Reply to this]

	it's mE!	lol, NICE! you're getting kudos for that snappy come back   Posted by it's mE! on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:15 PM [Reply to this]

	it's mE!	lol, NICE! you're getting kudos for that snappy come back   Posted by it's mE! on April 25, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:13 PM [Reply to this]

	Miles	What's the big deal with animal cruelty? I mean living in the wild, constantly facing starvation, disease, predators, extreme and possibly fatal temperatures, well...nature seems to be pretty cruel to our animal friends, so isn't animal cruelty just natural?   Posted by Miles on April 24, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:09 PM [Reply to this]

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