Let's face it, that whole blogging thing was going nowhere. It's for chumps and for nerds to get in pretend fights, say not-so-awful things, and then backpedal so as to assuage baby feelings and never stand by anything they ever said. The rest is just advertising and fatties saying what they had for lunch. That's not what I want people to think about when they mention the glorious name Humblina B. Wunderfulski (I had it changed because I was ashamed of being Jewish*). So after many long months of soul searching, I've decided to reinvent myself as a puzzle maven.
Humble B. Wonderful, Puzzle Maven. Yes, that's what all the young hipsters are going to call me. A title of which I can finally be proud. So, to kick things off, here's the first puzzle in a series of sixty-two (one a month, so it fits):
1. Ghost Chimp Cow Aft Cost Fit Ace Fops Bow Foxy Ax Gilt Jip Gin Bet Gist Dip Him Dot Hip Not Hit Hops Cloy Alp Art Cop Chow Dint Lop Guy Lops Lot Dent Emu Dewy Most Alms Bow
2. Best Lost Low Got Chop Bit Aces Lox Mops Fin Bint Now Opt Tux Dins Chops Clot Abe Gimp Act Copy Cot Den My Deft, Dirty Fist Bent Horsy Hew Elm Mow Fens Filmy How Jot Ago Beg Bin Dims Box Chips Clop Dirt
Solve the secret meaning and win the prize! There are hundreds for me to choose! Here's a hint, if you're struggling: "Sponged."
*Funnily enough, it turns out I'm not Jewish. What's more, I never was.