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	Captain Avenger	I've also found that cats are unlikely to land on their feet if you thow them at the ground.   Posted by Captain Avenger on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:37 PM [Reply to this]

	Luigi	I can't see why people turned on Captain Avenger, when his comment is no more stupid or irresponsible than the original blog. Or is there some kind of philosophical point that everyone but the "gifted" have missed. Personally I find any kind of anecdotes or comments involving wanton violence against any animal, to be abhorrent. bye bye. -2 Kudos   Posted by Luigi on November 18, 2007 - Sunday - 3:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Says the man who jumps on turtles.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 22, 2007 - Thursday - 4:44 PM [Reply to this]

	Luigi	An so the Queen of the one liners speaks again.... But your highness, I used the word wanton violence. Perhaps you were thinking of the Chinese dumpling. Wanton as defined by your new Websters dictionary, and simlarly by the original English Oxford dictionary: "Wanton;, having no just foundation, or provocation". Quite clearly jumping on a turtle which would otherwise harm you, or stand in the way of a noble quest, is not Wanton Violence, it is a justifiable use of force, an not always deadly. My conscience is clear!   Posted by Luigi on November 22, 2007 - Thursday - 9:57 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Who fucking cares about that?   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:50 PM [Reply to this]

	Vincent Truman Vincent Truman	Captain Avenger is the gay version of Michael Vicks.   Posted by Vincent Truman on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:37 PM [Reply to this]

	Vincent Truman Vincent Truman	Of the chest medicine and nasal clearing family, of course.   Posted by Vincent Truman on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:38 PM [Reply to this]

	Captain Avenger	I think you two are the snotty ones here!   Posted by Captain Avenger on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 5:12 AM [Reply to this]

	Enlightenedpie!	Ha, she said 'on the whole'... as in 'on the hole'... as in 'insert lame pussy joke here'... -from one feline philanderer to another   Posted by Enlightenedpie! on November 12, 2007 - Monday - 5:10 PM [Reply to this]

	Jeff!	And they hate Mondays! Well...at least the one on my boss' poster does. In other news, I'm looking for a new job. . .   Posted by Jeff! on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:42 PM [Reply to this]

	Mr. Dog	I hope you get back to your rants soon. These last two posts are almost worthy of an Unsubscribe!   Posted by Mr. Dog on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:43 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Shows what you know. I've never done a rant in my life and, frankly, I'm insulted that you would suggest I have.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:48 PM [Reply to this]

	James	Hey! Whaddya know, you're right! If I didn't just see it myself, I wouldn't have believed it.   Posted by James on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:45 PM [Reply to this]

	Cornelius	my cat's breath smells like cat food.   Posted by Cornelius on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Maria Maria Hegedus	You are a much better mythbuster that puzzle maven.   Posted by Maria on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	My life is a series of improvements.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:50 PM [Reply to this]

	JohnE California [YTB]	lol. the puzzle was way hard. then of course i'm a puzzle hater. i like mythbusting better.   Posted by JohnE California [YTB] on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Then you do care.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	I can't; the puzzle's unsolvability is legendary now.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:06 PM [Reply to this]

	Dillon	I don't understand all this talk about not solving the puzzle. I totally DID solve it. :P   Posted by Dillon on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:29 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Try solving it where someone else can know you solved it, next time.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 2:37 PM [Reply to this]

	Dalton Dalton Portella	I tested that myth when I was a child, by throwing and spinning my cat above my bed, and to the cat's credit she mostly landed on her feet. Except the time she landed on the edge of the bed and shredded the sheets, boy was my mom mad at that cat.   Posted by Dalton on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 6:57 PM [Reply to this]

	James	Hey Humble, that old myth, about how cats are fireproof, is also BUSTED!   Posted by James on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:09 PM [Reply to this]

	Ryan Aaron Ryan Aaron	Yeah, well, of course, if you throw the hammer from 6 inches away at a napping cat... you're such a pussy!   Posted by Ryan Aaron on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:10 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Sir, my scientific methods are beyond reproach. Sure, they laughed me out of the institute...called me mad!...but I'll show them. I'll show them all!   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:55 PM [Reply to this]

	Steve Whitman	I'm glad you busted that myth. Because it would be very bad if the COULD dodge a thrown hammer. They're not worth the price of bullets.   Posted by Steve Whitman on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:32 PM [Reply to this]

	Eric Saxon Eric Saxon	I'm just glad you got rid of the Piranah Sister thing, I prefer you to be Humble B. :) Welcome back, by the way.   Posted by Eric Saxon on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 7:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Tom.... L.R.F.	I shared your puzzle with literally dozens of my friends.... and no one has gotten it yet! Could you give us a "bigger" hint... or at least some indication of how to approach the puzzle. Oh... the Hermana de las Piranas name has a significantly different meaning in Portuguese than in Spanish. And it is not a very polite one. Thank you for you continued ranting. Tom in Nebraska.   Posted by Tom.... L.R.F. on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:05 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	The approach to the puzzle is the solution to the puzzle.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Zach	MEOUCH!   Posted by Zach on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:11 PM [Reply to this]

	Back to KANGASISTAN John Kangas	It is a myth, the kittens dont run from swinging shovels ether, my great grandfather showed me that one.   Posted by Back to KANGASISTAN on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:18 PM [Reply to this]

	crabby	You really shouldn't be throwing hammers at cats.   Posted by crabby on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:28 PM [Reply to this]

	tad tad dickens	This one could probably use some video.   Posted by tad on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:33 PM [Reply to this]

	Verminclature Devin Thomas	I think you should be "Humble B. Wonderful, the fucking bitch of an ass-hole Maven". The premise would be you post a gentle inviting blog and when people respond you unleash a tirade of insults strewn with foul language...I mean really cut deep! Similar to the way you handled the first post! That's beautiful. Or, maybe you could make less complex puzzles where there are two answers, an obvious one and a more thoughtful one...when people guess the obvious one FUCKING UNLEASH the wrath of the Bitch of an ass-hole Maven on their asses...informing them they suck because the more complex one is obviously the answer. Or, just be the blog Maven.   Posted by Verminclature on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 8:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Dillon	What about the myth that using deodorant cause Alzheimers disease?   Posted by Dillon on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 9:31 PM [Reply to this]

	©PATCHZ® !,,! Patrick Nolan	have a myth for payful testing and immenant busting: subject is male, average weight and height, healthy and in prime. following chemicals found in body: alchohol-1/2 fifth cocaine-1/2 gram vicoden-20 miligrams how long could he survive unfound if he slit his wrists, taking in consideration he thinned his blood. have answer if curious.   Posted by ©PATCHZ® !,,! on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 10:16 PM [Reply to this]

	lucy	yes, i hope science is close to finding out if cats are little as they seem.   Posted by lucy on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 4:32 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Lithe is a different word than little. That's why come they're spelt diff'rent.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 10:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Jacob	That's why I subscribe to this blog. Also; I second Humble's conclusion. The cats that live outside my house are neither agile nor lithe. They do occasionally kill mice, though, and that is why I continue to offer them food.   Posted by Jacob on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 4:39 AM [Reply to this]

	Albert, simply put	Hehe, true dat... ;)   Posted by Albert, simply put on November 2, 2007 - Friday - 11:33 PM [Reply to this]

	Jesse Jesse Boley	Who gives a rat's fat ass? Really?   Posted by Jesse on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 12:12 AM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	But what about a hammer that is not moving? Huh? Did your testing consider that? Watch the cat nimbly avoid it!   Posted by Aaaaaaron on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 1:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Even then; a hammer at rest cannot be stopped.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 2:35 PM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	I feel M.C. Hammer should be consulted.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 9:10 PM [Reply to this]

	Adam	Stop.   Posted by Adam on November 5, 2007 - Monday - 4:47 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Please. Hammer: don't call him.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on November 5, 2007 - Monday - 9:04 PM [Reply to this]

	Clare	I scoff at your blog title choice; subject is neither bold nor new.   Posted by Clare on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 2:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Elle Is Nelle	It's already the third day of the contest and my confidence in solving the unsolvable puzzle of Humble B. Wonderful is growing stronger thanks to the encouraging pat on the shoulder from her. My lucky pen and my friend Koko ( a flat coated retriever trained in a game of fetch, catching a ball and long jogs) will keep me company in this not easy task. I also decided to start a diary which will help me stay focused on the mission and follow my train of thought. A Mazing Diary Day 3 I discovered that this is actually a poem. I am the first to realize this yet from a number of competitiors which automatically makes me 1. Here is the beginning: 2. (always start backwards) The BEST spoken designee Known to most as Rosemary (As you will later see She was LOST and fancy-free) Dived LOW deep in the Red Sea To find a sponge or two or three But what she GOT was a VIP Pass ( yea like you find these in the sea) CHOPPED BIT by BIT but still a key to the end of our mystery. Do I get a cigar?   Posted by Elle Is Nelle on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 6:10 AM [Reply to this]

	it's mE!	well if they can't dodge a hammer, then it's safe to say they can't dodge a wrench or a ball either; right?   Posted by it's mE! on November 3, 2007 - Saturday - 7:13 AM [Reply to this]

	david council david council	I don't think it is safe to say they can't dodge a wrench or a ball. Those need to be tried several times with several different cats or several different people and the same cat.   Posted by david council on November 4, 2007 - Sunday - 9:36 PM [Reply to this]

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