Hello folks! So, I've come across something that will change your lives. I was browsing through one of my favorite websites for Technology and Science, and I came across directions for creating a time machine! Insane, I know. But it works! In-fact, I've tried it.

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Make a Time Machine!

You'll need:

   * A large box
   * Zinc foil
   * Electronic stuff, with dials and switches
   * A clock

Select a box large enough for you and your time-travelling supplies. Cut a door in one side. Cover it completely, inside and out, with zinc foil. Put your electronics inside the time machine, and connect them to the interior layer of zinc foil. Don't worry too much about wiring diagrams - the design is a robust one, and will work just as well with the electronics in almost any configuration. Connect your clock to the electonics with some wire. Now you have a time machine.

To use it, sit inside and close the door. Now wind the clock, and turn on the electronic stuff. The clock will show your progress into the future. When you've gone far enough, just open the door and exit the Time Machine.

CAUTION: As presently designed, the Phoobia Time Machine can only be used to travel forward in time. Due to this limitation, you should not travel any great distance into the future, since there is currently no way to return. It is hoped that further research will overcome this limitation, as well as enabling the machine to travel faster through time. _______________________________________________________

Like I said earlier, I've tried it. And it works. I went about 5 minutes into the future ... and it only took 5 minutes to get there! Crazy huh? Well there you have it folks, Time Machine-making made easy.

See you in the furture!

Lipps Layfield