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Current mood:  chipper
Do you ever find yourself wondering just what it is that photographers and reporters have to tell themselves to justify their asinine behavior and stupid job?
Can you just imagine the humility one must assume to sit outside a star's home so you can -- maybe, if you are really lucky -- get a picture of..........a dog??
In the always earth shattering events that are Paris Hilton's life, TMZ has the following to tell us over the last few days:
Paris' pets continue to get smarter, trying to escape on a regular basis, only to be chased down by their hideous owner -- and the photographer who was lucky enough to be there to help.
O.o
To make things worse TMZ actually reported on Paris putting her two dogs in her car. Are you fucking kidding me? The dogs were in a bed. It was pink. She put them into her Range Rover.
Anybody have ANY idea why in the hell TMZ is reporting this shit, LIKE IT MATTERS TO ANYONE??????
Who knows. More Harvey ass-kissing. It has gotten him his own tv show now...so I suppose I can see his motivation for it.
I already reported on the main page that Paris has put her place up for sale - much to the great relief of her petitioning neighbors, I am sure. They haven't wanted her there for quite some time now.
Paris is not entirely non-newsworthy, however. I'm simply thrilled to share with you all (well, anyone who might not already know) that The Simple Life has been CANCELLED. As TMZ reports, E! simply chose not to renew the show.
Am I the only one who finds this turn of events a bit odd? I'm guessing this came from Nicole and the fact that she is pregnant. It couldn't have come from Paris; she's too publicity happy. I can't imagine -- I mean, I seriously just can not make it make any sense to me that E!, the network that called Paris "our girl" while running endless Simple Life marathons while she was in jail would have cut the proverbial cord on their own. No, they were clearly in love with P Slutton. Therefore, I don't buy that they gave this up as their own choice.
However, I must say this:
Frankly, I don't give a shit who made it happen. It's happened. Thank God!
Oh, and as a final note.....
Anyone heard about the shoe line that Paris is developing? At least TMZ acknowledges that Paris' size 11 feet are big. Yea, I want my feet to look like hers do. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, lemme get right on that one.
More to come....
8:04 AM
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