Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Aquarius
City: LA
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/7/2007
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Saturday, August 04, 2007
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Current mood:  bitchy
There's always so much to cover about this group of girls because there's so much written, that I've decided to start combining information. So, here's today's update on the girls of Hollywood:
Paris
Paris Hilton is, by her own right, one of the most boring people I've ever seen. In reading these things that have been written about her over the last month or so after she was released from jail, I find myself asking one question:
What kind of fucking country is this, when someone this mundane and stupid is famous? Clearly her fame stems from 3 things:
1. Daddy is rich
2. She's a party girl who makes an ass of herself on a regular basis
3. She sleeps around and films it
Seriously...I just can't figure it out. Her family has money, and so, somehow, this boring as hell slut has become famous. So, here's the rundown of Paris' latest activities.
An identity theft ring in Philly has been busted. They used post office change of address forms to forward the mail of various people to them so they could get credit in the names of the others. Paris Hilton was one of these people, and therefore, TMZ had to report on it as "Identity theft ring preys on Paris"*. Harvey's lust for Paris continues.
*Oh yea, some other famous people who actually did more than just make idiots of themselves for the world to see were also targeted. They, of course, weren't Paris....so there's no reason to acknowledge their status as victims.
Paris has named one of her dogs Jimi Hendrix. Apparently, TMZ thought this was worth reporting. 
As a nice segue between the two, TMZ reported on a protest of Peta members who dressed up with masks of Paris and Britney to protest the purchase of animals over adoption from pounds. Now, don't get me wrong here -- I strongly applaud the sentiment. I support Peta in most things they do, and I agree that millions of pets in pounds having to be destroyed because people want $1,000 puppies from mills is a bad thing.
But come on people.
Paris and Britney do not single-handedly keep these places in operation. While I agree with the sentiment, I do not agree in targeting these two for doing what thousands (if not millions) of others do routinely...just because they are celebrities. That's a bit much, isn't it?
Britney
Tmz's reporting on Britney was actually a bit odd over the last few days. There are several pieces to acknowledge, again, many of which are boring as hell.
First among these is a report that an online dating service is courting Britney as their spokesmodel (though TMZ couldn't resist the requisite dig here). Apparently IAmFreeTonight.com is offering Britney $500 and all the free hookups through their service that she wants if she will stump for their site.
Next is a report on Britney being out and about without the headband that so famously covers her extensions. Why this matters, I have no fucking clue. Things are really slow over there at TMZ lately---or, perhaps, since they have begun preparing for their television show they are reporting on even more minuscule items than they did before, just to try and figure out how they will spend their time. I do actually have a comment about the picture of Brit in this article. Why the hell do her extensions still look like they are clinging to peach fuzz instead of hair? It's been like, 5 or 6 months since she shaved her head...she should have at LEAST 2 inches of hair. There's no reason for her head to look like this anymore. She needs a new stylist, clearly.
I had to do several double-takes when reading this article about Jaime Pressly hurling insults about Britney's parenting skills. It seemed as though TMZ was actually DEFENDING Britney! I knew it couldn't be true, so I re-read it a few times. Indeed, rather that defending Britney, this article takes aim at Pressly who somehow thinks she has any fucking right to talk about a mother who doesn't give enough attention to her kids because she's so busy partying ----- while she's out at a club!! For fuck's sake. No one has any sense anymore. The hypocrisy is stifling.
In this earth shattering piece of news, TMZ lets us know that since Britney's trip out to a club involved nothing more than walking in and later walking out, they were so desperate to report something that they decided to report on Britney handing her lollipop to a guy in the backseat of the car. The guy then starts sucking on said pop himself. Somehow, this has something to do with Britney.....and was worth the time it took to type the story, much less the salary of the photographers and what-not. Somewhere, there is something there that matters. I'll get back to you when I find it.
Next we have a report on Britney's cousin Alli making a cd of her own. TMZ has rumored Brit and Alli to be on the outs for some time now, but had to admit they were wrong since Brit and Alli were out together in the above piece involving the sucker. But, never one to pass up a chance, TMZ writes about Alli's intentions of becoming famous...and then go on to talk about how she's a better singer than Brit. Now, they not only say she's better, they say her work is a "vocal masterpiece" now, I've played the soundbite for others, and I can't find anyone who even agrees Alli is better much a "masterpiece" compared to Britney. give it a listen, if you think I've lost my ever-loving mind, feel free to tell me so. I don't think she is that good; to me, this reads like nothing more than TMZ's obsession with finding any and every way they possibly can to slam Britney Spears.
And finally, in what has to be my favorite piece on Britney on TMZ in a long time, begrudgingly they report on a song from a Swedish group who are next performing in Chicago. This song contains the lines "Why did we care if good old Britney wants to shave her head?"[...]"Cause girl, I wanna look like you." This, of course, really chaps the ass of the folks over at TMZ, as they can not stand the idea that anyone still might like Britney. Now, I've never heard of this group, and couldn't care less about this song.....but man, it really is nice to see TMZ so offended by opinions which don't match their own.
Nicole, Lindsay, and....Adrianne?
There really aren't enough pieces about this last group to break them up individually, and, well, I just can't be bothered to play with the font colors that much for these little tidbits. So here's the rundown on the other two of the troubled group of 4, as well as a little interjection about another one........there are other ones???
Nicole has officially chosen Lynwood to be her felonious jail accommodation for her 4 day sentence. Yea...but...uhm....didn't we already know that?
Apparently, during her interview with Diane Sawyer, Nicole said that she will get fat for her baby's sake, if she needs to while pregnant. Yea. Don't most pregnant women gain weight? Hasn't Nicole already gained weight? Why is this so newsworthy that not only did GMA need to report on it, but TMZ needed to repeat it? I have no fucking idea.
In an interview with Elle magazine in May, Lindsay Lohan told them that she would never drive drunk. The magazine, which hits stands next week, has a classic interview with LiLo in it from the damned day before she was busted the first time for DUI in May. The interview, in a highly amusing article, contains the following quote:
"They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate ... I'm much more responsible than that."
Ahhh, nothing like an interview that comes back to bite you in the ass...........the next damned day. 
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Finally, there's this article about Adrianne Curry, which really doesn't have anything at all to say. It's clearly more of that desperate space-filling that TMZ are doing now. But, I bring this up for one reason and one reason only. TMZ, or, at least the writer behind this piece, CLEARLY resent having to write about Adrianne. The article begins with 'Reality, um, er, star' , and later includes the word "celebrity", in their quotes, not mine. It's obvious that the writer of this has no idea how or why Adrianne Curry is famous (yet, they happily write about Jenna)....not only that, but they clearly resent the fact that they are having to write about this nobody. This piece makes it clear that no one gives a shit about Adrianne Curry.
So, just one question then, genius:
Why the hell are you writing about her????
Well folks, that's it. That's the updates of the day. Lots and lots of typing and articles to tell you pretty much not one damned thing.
What the hell is entertainment "news" coming to???
8:57 AM
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