Hey everyone, my name is Edelweiss von Trapp, but I prefer to be called eee-dell-i, and I pretend to be Scottish, which means I don't come from a real country. My proof of this is that if you made me into a pie, I would be ee-dell-i pie = ee-to-i pi = e^(i*pi)=-1. In other words, I am not a real person, but if you make me into a pie, I will become real and I will negate the hell out of you, bitches.

 
I live in the Himalayas, which is around the corner from Sherwood Forest. Unfortunately, soap and other basic hygiene has not been integrated into my south of the river culture, and I have not yet obtained my tissue licence on how to successfully use a tissue. Because we don't have a sherpa, we rely on the ever-save Armadale line, which we share with our formidable friends from Gosnells.

 
I have a beaver, and my beaver is best described as being a fat blob who stares at rocks.

 
I also have an extensive family, wHo I dUnNo wHaT iD dO WiThOuT (iLy). This incorporates my gay twin brother who I do accounting 100 with, my german sister (a true von Trapp) and my myspace sister.

I refuse to make friends with anyone who is not:

- Alexa (ily bb4e)

- Having the first name Sarah

- Arun (universal exception to hatred of people)

Some of my hobbies include having a wine n dine, having a good shiraz in a public bathroom, and gouda cheese.