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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 23
Sign: Cancer

State: East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 6/8/2007

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Friday, August 10, 2007 

Current mood:  mellow
Ha ha.. I've stolen the cat food again and it makes me trump (the silent but very very deadly sort).

But, being a crafty little bugger, I only steal it on cooked dinner day when there's cabbage and Cauliflower on the boil...

"Ooh what's that horrible smell" (looks in my direction as per)
"Oh don't worry dear, it's not our darlin' ickle doggy, it's the dinner cooking"
Hee hee.... Although... I am a BIT worried about too much trumping affecting my carbon pawprint...
Dr. Chi-vel

 
Hmmm, cat food....a highly suspect substance at the best of times.... don't eat too much of it my friend, I have a theory that over consumption could lead to an explosion of CATaclysmic proportions, resulting in a disastrous thinning of the ozone layer, and an involuntary pebble dashing of the interior of your abode. Consequently you may find yourself grounded for some considerable time....
 
Posted by Dr. Chi-vel on Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 10:16 AM
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Patch

 
Thanks for the top tip Dr. C. I'll bear that in mind.
 
Posted by Patch on Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 6:34 PM
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