So why I look forward to the weekend, and then sit here like a worthless fuck is beyond me....Hmmmm might have something to do with the weather today.....Yah that usually does it to me...Its summer and we are getting screwed on any regular good weather for me to baste in this year right now.  Damn you Mother Nature Bitch!  Come on Oregon give me a fuckin break!  No Riding, no boating, no racing...Just sit here like an old fuck on this computer....Mow the lawn? Hmmmm No SCOTT!   Check out the fridge? Yah I am working up to that point right now, you know that takes alot of energy..... Yah I know what your thinking, why not crank up a Budweiser to my face? I might be a drunk but I am not an alcoholic.....I mean, its not like I go to AA meetings or anything!  LOL's!  Anyway that starts during date night with honey bunny, hey thats tonight....always fun to see how shitty or how brilliant I might bowl.  There is a perfect Budweiser to blood ratio that I have to be at, just to perform like a king pin champion!  OR a little girl scout.....  I tell you this.... if our frickin bowling partners are late tonight like they were last week, it might drive me to go Manson on them..... I mean come on...I spend my life in traffic....in airport lines, on planes with peoples screaming children why in the hell should I wait after I pay good money to bowl on date night for the rest of them to decide to show up 30 minutes late..... I say fuck that!  Its a love hate thing for me...great people that drive me fucking crazy really sometimes!  Well maybe my tail will be more perky then last week... I hate it when I am a cornhole face.  But they make me that way. 

So what more to ad NOTHING.... Off to investigate the fridge situation!