Howdy angels,
heres the account of my reckless behavior at SXSW

wed 12th my fucking birthday. run late for my plane. American Airlines says no problem we’ll send you to Chicago then a direct flight to Austin. I’ll even beat the guy I was suppose to fly down with. Awesome I think. Get to Chicago, and they tell me i’ve forfitted my flight and i’ll be on stand-by for the rest of my flight. 8 1/2 hours later still in Chicago. Can’t drink cause i need to be ready to jump on a plane. They send me to Dallas and promise me no more stand-by. get to Dallas the ticket they gave me to get to Austin was for a flight earlier in the day. WTF why would you do that i ask them, knowing i’ll be stranded in dallas. A cute girl hears its my birthday and i’ve already missed my first gig, she gives me her 1st class ticket that leaves in 5 min. So i get to Austin, my bro sean T gets there 15 min later we head to the Saul Williams concert (which rocked) and drink the whole minibar in my hotel room, go to the hot tub at 5 am then have brunch with these english girls and go to bed at 7:30am my next gig is at 11am.

get up thank god the South tent is just across the street from the HILTON ( which was a kick ass hotel, and i can’t belive they paid $430 a night to put my stupid ass up) show goes great!! get to see my old friend Langhorn Slim we catch up, ingrid michelson was sweet and i love Kimya Dawson ( she sang a song about bears and she told me she looked at me the whole time. ha ha). went to annies house for dinner then went to the Asylum Street spankers show, then to SYD STRAW,then to a party at the elks club. We tried to get into the PLAYBOY party but so was half of Austin so went back to the hotel get room service with Beau Sia and CRACK ATTACK watched cops and went to sleep.

get up meet up with tractenburgs, go to the house i’ll be staying at. go to this vegan enchanted forrest. then head out for the nigh with annie and sean t we go to the Shwervon show at this college party (made me feel old) was awesome then we took a cab to the Taylor Mcfarren show then crashed the O’death show tried like drunk monkeys to weasle are way into the N.E.R.D. show. went to this cool mexican bar then went back to the house.

Get up and perpare for the RACHEL SHOW, which i’ll be a special guest. Its at Auditorim Shores biggest outdoor stage i’ve ever been on. I read a poem about the importance of reading. goes over well. I gave rachel, drum sticks that when you hit them they light up bright blue. Then we go to jason tractenburgs special show and he is so good. Then we head to the BREEDERS show. I get up to about the 5th row center. I love the Breeders (kelly and kim look great) they rocked then we head over to see O’death again. awesome show hung out with them afterwards. then we head to the Project jenny Project Jan show. there so great. best live show ever. i’m a little drunk from chugging guinness. WE leave and these guys offer to give us a ride for $20 bucks. cool. as were walking i notice a second to late a huge drop off then a steep hill. i fall off the side and tumble to the bottom. as i was falling one of the guys looks over to sean T. and says in a thick sothern drawl "I think HE Dead". lucky for me i must have been loose enough i’ll i got was a big scratch and a couple of scraps. I don’t know how i survived" after i hit the bottom of the hill i sprung right back up like nothing happened and walked back up the hill. The car ride home one of the guys says some homophobic things and i tell him "I’m a fag and i’ll eat your fucking face off". ant-gay slurs stop. Sean t. says he thinks after them seeing me fall, they problemly thought i’d eat there face for real. go to sleep get up and get ready to go home. get stuck in dallas for 3 hours with Shappy eat a ton of ribs then get back to very cold NYC at 3am.

thanks for everyone who helped with my shows and put up with my silly face
can’t wait for next year.

moonie