Once upon a time

In a land far away

A beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog

As she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle



The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dopper young
prince that I am.



And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother. Where you can prepare meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."



That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog
legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself...



I don't fucking think so.