Well hello there my inquisitive little radish. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this isn't a blog. Well, technically, this IS a blog, but this blog is only here to inform you that there will be no blog. I won't be signing on here to tell you about my day, or cut and paste song lyrics that mean something to me, or post photos of my cousins' baby. Let's be honest, you don't really care about any of that, do you? I certainly don't care about your trip to Vancouver or your latest episode of drunken revelry. So let's spare each other the mundane ramblings that pollute this once majestic internet community, shall we?

Oh but before I go…

Look at how cute little Dominick is getting! I think he may be intoxicated there. He's def a Hawkins.