Hello Darlings,

March approaches, and I've got lots of tittiful days
ahead and even more pints of Jameson and kegs of
Guinness to throw down this Irish gullet.

Why don't you come out and I'll show you the pot of
gold at the end of the rainbow! And you can kiss me!
Cuz I'm Irish! And I'll be all "Erin Go
Bragh....less!"


Wednesday, Feb 28 2007 10:00P
The Night Cap w/ Roja & Anita
Rose Live Music
$7
You know how when you watch a talk show you say to
yourself, well this is mildly entertaining...I just
wish it were sexier and more live? Have I got the
solution for you! Come out and see Roja & Anita give
me the third degree, as well as celebrity guest World
Famous *BOB*!

Friday, Mar 2 2007 10:00P
You Only Pinch Twice...Again!
Collective: Unconscious
$15
If the third time really is the charm, well then I
can't even begin to imagine how charming the third
Pinchy Bond show is going to be. Seriously, prepare to
be blown away by hotness & hilarity.

Friday, Mar 9 2007 10:00P
Wasabassco Burlesque
The Living Room Lounge
$5
Starting my St. Patty's celebrating early and way into
Brooklyn...come see me, Gigi La Femme, Nasty Canasta,
Scarlet Sinclair, Peekaboo Pointe and Lola Pearl! Hot!

Saturday, Mar 10 2007 11:00P
Mr. Choade's Upstairs/Downstairs
Slipper Room
$5
The Slipper Room experience is not to be
missed...beer, sweat, glitter...my 3 favorite things!

Wednesday, Mar 14 2007 8:00P
WHAT'S MY LINE? LIVE IN NYC!!!!!
Parkside Lounge!
Fun! Prizes! Celebrity guests like Zach Galifianakis,
Martha Plimpton and Jonathan Ames!!! Witness my dreams
coming true on the stage of the Parkside.

Thursday, Mar 15 2007 10:00P
Starshine Burlesque
Rififi
$5
2 years ago...Starshine Burlesque...the tittiful reign
of terror began. Gee whiz, I love Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn and I love celebrating St. Patty's Day
with them most of all.

Friday, Mar 16 2007 10:00P
Who Killed Jo Boobs?
Collective: Unconscious
$15
Pinchbottom strikes again with murder mystery
burlesque...Who Killed Jo Boobs, indeed? Could've been
anyone in this KILLER cast...Jonny Porkpie, Nasty
Canasta, Dirty Martini, Scotty the Blue Bunny,
Delirium Tremens, Remy Vicious, Bastard Keith,
Naughtia Nice, Tigger!, World Famous *BOB* and Ms.
Boobs herself...seriously. Beat that, Broadway.

Saturday, Mar 17 2007 8:30P
St. Patty's Day Party
Water Inn Restaurant
Because St. Pats is so gosh darn important to me, I'm
celebrating the night in 2 boroughs (and nowhere near
the Upper East Side, know what I mean?) Starts in
Brooklyn with Little Brooklyn and a host of bands
rocking the joint Irish style...

LATER Saturday, Mar 17 2007 11:00P
Mr. Choade's Upstairs/Downstairs
Slipper Room
I continue the Jameson guzzling at that most venerable
of NYC institutions, the fair Slipper Room.

Sunday, Mar 18 2007 10:00P
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque
Rififi
And the next day, I'll be dancing off my hangover with
2 of my biggest crushes, Nasty Canasta and Veronika
Sweet...

Wednesday, Mar 28 2007 10:00P
Mid-week Slipper Room
Slipper Room
Clams leaves March like a lamb with another delightful
performance at the Slipper Room.

Whew! That's enough for now my loves. Hope you can
make it out...and mark your calendars now for my April
surprise! Ok, I'll spill it now...Cherry Bomb and I
are proud to bring you Delicious Burlesque at
Galapagos on Monday, April 16...mmm, yummy...Clams!
Cherries! Martinis! Cookies! Tangerines! Figgies!

Kisses!

Miss Clams Casino
Everybody Digs Clams!
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