And Now For The Weather....
Incoming Tsunami Haruka ETA 23 hours. You must remember to use your underground bunkers for approximately 67 hours. Check your compression tanks and oxygen supplies. On re-arrival to your work-places check your ear pod services and your eye pod services for updates on subsiding water torrent reports.
Incoming Hail Storm Loki Class 9 ETA 20 hours. Duration ten minutes. Fasten your outer shells and wear armoured gloves at all times if you are outside of a contained environment.
Incoming Dry Electric Storm Baphomet Class 10 ETA 19 hours and twenty minutes. Followed by Heat Wave Medusa Class 66 so prepare that mix of factor 29 and factor 57. During the electric storm keep at least twenty meters away from communication antanae in external environments where possible. Avoid skin contact with any internal antannae and expect periodic communication shut-down for 15 to 18 minutes. If travelling stay in your vehicles.
Incoming Sand Storm Annubis ETA 15 hours. Duration 3 hours and 40 minutes. Stay inside. If travelling stop your vehicles. Do not leave your vehicles. Do not panic. Hover Craft will be sand blowing for 27 minutes following the storm. Do not leave your vehicals. Do not panic. There will be intermittent communications breakdown.
Incoming Monsoon Kali Class 13 ETA 9 hours and 45 minutes. Duration 5 hours and 15 minutes. Intense humidity expected. Keep your dehumidifyers on the omega setting. Increase oxygen supplies in contained environments by 15% whether stationary or travelling. Increase the outer-casing of all vehicles on a defcom setting of five.
Incoming Blizzard Eris Class 3 ETA 3 hours and 45 minutes. Duration 3 hours followed by Heat Wave Medusa Class 66 so prepare that mix of factor 29 and factor 57. During the blizzard make sure face masks and goggles are secure whilst outside. Breathing equipment must be on at all times. Keep your oxygen cards topped up. You must make regular payments to your Oxygen accounts. If you have concerns about your ability to pay you must consult your Oxygen Account Manager.
Incoming Twister Lilith Class 58 Super-Tube ETA 33 minutes. It’s gonna be a biggie. As your weather reporter I can’t deny I’m excited about this one. Areas affected will be allowed a three day recovery period. Relocation Offices will prioritize survivors of a direct hit with special cut-price offers. My only advice for those near the epicenter is "duck and cover".
Lilith will be passing through our city on a Beta three serpentine trajectory for approximately 13 minutes and this onslaught will be followed by moderate to light showers.
Have a nice day.
Please remember that these are all approximate times.
Leave all corpse retrieval to the corpse retrieval corporations that are licenced for your neighbourhoods. Unlicenced corpse retrieval is a serious offence with the severest penalties.
We have a city to run.
Claims can be made for any surviving artefacts at your local company brokers. Relatives and loved ones should have the relevant documentation where a will has been written. Check daily. After 28 days any goods will be available for purchase.
And now for more sporting news....
Jerry Cornelius switched his ear and eye pods to a Pirate Radio Station playing Switch music. ’John Dee’s Goat Priests of Bedlam’ were playing Sonic Attack by Hawkwind. He put his foot down and overtook an armoured police carrier on The Golden Gate Bridge.
Craig High 10/3/08
{while a storm with 60 to 80 miles an hour winds rages outside of our flat on the slope of a valley in West Wales}