So, we are in the library in the quaint little town of exeter where we are enjoying 8 ham samwiches a day at curts grammas house (BIG UPS TO GRANNY C) before we head out to a surrounding area in southern ontario each night where we are playing/slaying/laying waste/failing.

We headed out on tour last Tuesday, and it has been a hilarious ride since then. Mad props to the peeps in Toronto, nothing but Hate to St.Thomas, and a "we'll be back soon" to the fine people in Sarnia where our set was cut short cause of some rowdy fucks and the fact that we were too loud for the trinity lounge. We will guide you to our sewege enhanced set at the Dave & Chuck show shortly...get your iPods ready for this soon-to-be classic.

NORRIS took some time to get ready for this madness in the tbay earlier this month, which you can check out on our channel NORRIS VIDEO LAND or right here:



These little gems will be popping up weekly. Im throwing one together right now for the 1st week of tour that will be up as soon as I can stop laughing/crying/eating turkey sammiches.

This week we look forward to hooking up with all the Haters in Guelph, Burlington, Windsor, Niagra Falls and in Ajax, where we are meeting the dudes in Man WIth Target for their FINAL SHOW. Its sad that those dudes broke up right around the time we kicked the tour off, but it will be great to see them one last time.

So check out the vids, stay up to date on the ol twit-skis (thats right, we took the plunge like all the other suckers) at NORRIS TWITTER LAND, and make sure to get your rumps out to the shows comin up where Norris will teach you how to talk smack to your Grandpa and fail like a champ.