“You nitpick everything I do and don’t do
If I do it, I did it wrong
If I didn’t do it
I didn’t give you an opportunity to say,
‘You did it wrong’ .”
So, I get to say my piece
And she complains
“You are nitpicking about my nitpicking”
“You cannot complain about me complaining
That I am nitpicking about your nitpicking me”
“You are a Nitpicking Nitwit” she says
“This is not about me,”
I say, as I slam the door
“Don’t slam the door”
I open it in order to slam it again