LazyBaby are officially rockstars having had a blazing post-gig row in the street!

Following in the steps of the Gallagher Brothers, Black Sabbath and who can forget The Spice Girls, the LazyBrothers Lee and Sam, fresh off stage from a great set at The Library and full of cheap beer decided to shout at eachother for a good 15 minutes.

Sources close to the band state that the tension started when Amber Cars decided to charge the band members £12 for their 1.5 mile taxi journey - £5 more than the norm. This difference represented nearly 2.5 litres of flat, yellow card beer, and already trouble was on the horizon...

After the band had returned to LazyBaby Mansions, it is said that shouts, wails and howls could be heard as far as Otley... this turned out to be simply Chris suffering from a bout of constipation, but still alarms were raised (sorry Chris, really didn't mean to be mean, but you gotta understand, toilet humour is funny, simple as that, going for a poo is funny... and unfortunately as me and lee were having the row and i couldnt make a joke about Anne going to the loo coz she is a girl, you were the only one left. Please realise this is nothing personal, merely circumstantial, you are a fine and respectable citizen with absolutely normal toilet habits. I will attest to that in any court of law)

ahem, anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so Sam and Lee had a good barney, and went for a pub lunch the next day...

That's all for now, tune in again at some random time

S

LB

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