Hello. The guys from ZN asked me to come in here and write about what they are up to this holiday weekend.

Lazslo has flown off to Toronto.  He is skating with The Toronto Maple Leafs in an attempt to make the team. There have been reports of him taking his hockey stick and shoving it, blade end first, up Darcy Tucker's ass.

Nobody is really sure where Dennis is. When someone asked him what he was up to this weekend, he replied, "None of your fucking business!" He then proceeded to inject that person with something and kept saying stuff like, "This is only a dream." and "This is not happening." over and over again. Mind you, though, that normally occurs. There are some suspitions Dennis is an op for the CIA.

Dave recently discovered a portal to a parallel universe in the building where he lives. He is currently in that parallel universe having hot lesbian sex with a blue skunk-bunny.

Yours truly,

A Speck Of Dried-Up Mucus