So Family Guy was on tonight and it was the episode where Peter gets a vasectomy. We had just watched the scene where the barber shop quartet explains how a vasectomy is performed.
My son looked at me and asked if the vasectomy affects anything in the body, and I said "Yes, you can't make babies anymore"
"So does that mean they touch my friends?"
"Well, if by friends, you mean the beans to your frank."
"Oh, I don't ever want to do that then, I don't want them to touch Bob and George!"
"You named your beans?"
"Well of course, George is on the left, and Bob is on the right"
At this point, all I could is laugh.