"What is that smell?", Mom asks as she enters the house.
"Go on, get it over with, what's my punishment?" Cam asks.
"Uh, no seriously, what is that smell?
"Plastic."
"Plastic?"
"Ya, I was meltling Army men today."
"In the House?"
"No! Not in the house, outside."
"Wait a second, what were using to melt them?"
"A candle mom, safety first."
"Crap. I got nothin, I can't even ground you for it now."