Im sitting in a hotel lobby in Rockford Ill. Im on the road with headliner extroadanire Ward Anderson. We had to do a show here last night after a 12 hour drive.  Quite the trip. The show went great, and it turns out the women here love to refer to themselves as dirty whores. I think I may move to Rockford. It turns out that Rockford is the city that was home to the "Rockford Peaches". Thats the womens baseball team that was in that movie "a leauge of their own" (i can't spell).  That has nothing to do with anything. Thought I'd throw that in there. For the record though, they still belive there is no crying in baseball.

The hotel we're staying in is a nightmare. I went to brush my teeth last night, and the water came out of the faucet brown. Then I get in the shower. As far as I know, People in Rockford have a hard time making up thier minds. The shower switches from scalding hot to freezing cold about evey fifteen seconds. It might be an Illinois thing, I can't be sure.

We go to Milwaukee (still can't spell) today to do the rest of the week at Giggles comedy pub in Germantown.  Im excited. If you're in the area, I strongly suggest that you check it out.

"Even the deaf mute boy was pointing and breathing heavy. Thats laughter to those people"

                        - Dave Attell