People keep telling me I remind them of Betty Boop when I walk. I guess it's cos I like to wear really high heels that I have to take little steps in. Marilyn Monroe always swiveled when she walked. I like ladies who are swivelhipped. No point in having a caboose if it doesn't swivel. Dolly Parton knows this. I was sitting on a beach in florida two weeks before I came to New York. Did you know that? I just sat on the ocean for days trying to figure out what the hell I was doing. I didn't want to go back to Ohio. And I had just left a mess in Toronto. San Francisco was fun, maybe I should go back there. I was kind of lost. Then I went up to Graceland in Memphis for a few days to get some inspiration from the King. There he said to me "Sugar darlin' you ain't cut out for the simple life, you've got to go out and find your own Graceland. And while you're at it, get me another peanut butter and nana sammich." Thanks Elvis. I mean how could I not take advice from someone with shag carpetting on his walls?