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Diarrhea of the Mind! Sometimes it smells, but always feels bettter when it's out

MrBigg

Jarrod Phillips


Last Updated: 5/26/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Engaged
Age: 38
Sign: Scorpio

City: Draper
State: Utah
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/4/2005
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 

Current mood:  chipper
Category: Life
1. SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
post-it notes

2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
my birthday suit

3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
a couple of months ago

4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE:
hot pocket (those fucking things are weird as Hell)

5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
very little

6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
I look good in everything ;)

7. DO YOU SING?
all the time

8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
yep

9. DO YOU SPIT?
sometimes

10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
uh no

11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
turd brown

12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
YUP

13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
piano, cello, sax, drums

14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
no

15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
only the one from 6-million dollar man (you go Steve and Jamie!)

16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
YEAH

17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
C-3PO

18. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
sure

19. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
relationships

20. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
no

21. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
it's going fantastic

22. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
yep

23. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
no

24. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
Give me some of that blue sugah baby

25. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
friends who are stuck in their shit (life can be easy!)

26. DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
no

27. If you could drink anything right this second what would it be?
water

28. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
bills

29. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
back

30. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Ft. Collins

31. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
screwdriver

32. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
NO

33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
working out

34. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
yep

35. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
NOPE

36. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?
DEPENDS

37. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
the food, yes... if you're referring to another man's penis, no

38. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS GAY?
NOTHING

39. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
ABSOLUTELY

1.Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006-2007?
home

2. How did you get the idea for your profile name?
My friend Tom

3. What time were you born?
9:56

3. What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
none

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
yeah, Chris Farley and Phil Hartman

5. What color underwear are you wearing?
plaid

6. Do you want a baby?
not now

7. What did you do this morning?
worked, worked out

8. What does your mom do for a living?
play the martyr

9. Where do you work?
from home

10. What ended your last relationship(s)?
we didn't work

11. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
15 (stupid question)

12. What was the last concert you attended?
Joss Stone

13. Who was with you?
Kelly

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Beginning

15. Who do you dislike at the moment?
no one..disapponted in a few

16. What food do you crave right now?
not hungry

17. Did you dream last night?
YUP

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
Rachel Ray during my workout

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
my rings

20. What is to the left of you?
ashtray

21. What was the last thing you ate?
bagel

22. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
I have lots of best friends of the opposite sex

23. Write a song lyric that's in your head?
love can build a bridge

25. Are you on any meds?
oh brother

26. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
left

27. What shirt are you wearing?
jeans, t-shirt

28. What color is your razor?
silver and black (oh, and I have a pink Venus an ex GF left in my shower that I use to shave my balls)

29. What is your favorite frozen treat?
gelato

30. How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
ears pierced

31. What's your favorite store?
Ross

32. Are you thirsty right now?
yes

33. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
lol

34. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Kristen

35. What did you do last night?
worked out, and stuff... ;)

36. Do you care what people think about you?
nope

37. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
HELL YA!!!

38. What song(s) do you think ur ex's listen to and think of you?
Let's Stay Together

39. What song(s) do you listen to and think of your ex's?
Can't get enough of your love -- Barry White

40. What is one thing you wish you were better at?
accounting

41. Do you like the person who posted this last?
yep

42. What is across the room from you?
stools (not stool samples, mind you)
Currently listening:
Lateralus
By Tool
Release date: 15 May, 2001