Grumpy Bear has never been accused of "wearing a shit-eating grin," but has been called a "horse's ass," which makes little sense.

Grumpy Bear is not a preferred daycare provider.

Grumpy Bear cannot be in one place twice, but can, however, be in two places at once.

Grumpy Bear has never rallied 'round a flag.

Grumpy Bear should not be taken with food.

Grumpy Bear did not have simulated sex onstage whilst performing "My Prerogative."

Grumpy Bear is not of the opinion that Soylent Green is actually made of people.

Grumpy Bear will not be "breaking out" anytime soon.

Grumpy Bear is not the brainchild of Wilbur Post, nor is Grumpy Bear the fever-dream of Alan Young.

Grumpy Bear has not dissolved gold but is fairly certain that it can be done with a 1:3 mixture of HNO3 and HCl.

Grumpy Bear was not singing softly outside your window last night.  But I was.