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Status: Single
City: HOLLYWOOD
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/5/2005
Friday, July 20, 2007 

Current mood:  drunk
Category: Life
I realized that the other guys either a; don't have a computer so they are unable to log on to myspace and write a blog or b; don't have the computer skills to navigate myspace and write a blog or 3; have thier heads up thier asses which makes it hard to view the computer screen when blogging or in Lexxi's case, just don't know how to read.
So since they might not see this I thought I should share some secrets about them with you.

This might not be a secret to a lot of you whores out there, but Michael Starr has an extremely small penis. I know there are some rumours out there that he has a big dick, but I think they got started because the word HAS can sometimes sound just like IS. Oh, and I know because I caught him jacking off to porn a couple months ago. Gay porn.

Lexxi is retarded. We all know that. But a lot of people don't know that he wears a protective device to bed at so he doesn't drown in his own drool. Also he wears Depends undergarments in case he pees. Sexy. Very Sexy. I'm sure he's fun to spoon with in the morning, huh ladies?

Styx is looking good lately, huh bitches? Yup, he's lost 35 pounds! Impressive? Yeah! It would be a lot more impressive if it was from hitting the gym and not from the 35 fott tape worm that's been growing in his lower intestine since he got back from his drug run in Mexico.

Oh well, just thought I'd give you sluts a heads up.
♥Dawn has Starry Eyes♥™
Dawn K

 
Where are the secrets about you, Satchel? I appreciate the heads up about the rest of the guys! You're a great source of information! Hey, when are y'all coming back to TEXAS?

xox
 
Posted by ♥Dawn has Starry Eyes♥™ on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 8:04 AM
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Victoria &hearts Vince Neil
Victoria Smith

 
Thanks for the heads up, Satchel.LOL You're obviously the smartest with your mad computer skills and shit. When can I help you get it up, I mean, when will we get a heads up about you and your secrets?
 
Posted by Victoria &hearts Vince Neil on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 9:16 AM
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Taibaba is yer very best friend!!!!!

 
Just want to send some love from providence!!!! I love you guys!!!! You absolutely make me smile sooooo much!!
 
Posted by Taibaba is yer very best friend!!!!! on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 6:12 PM
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♥ STEPH ♥

 
i want to know the dirt on sexy satchel!! you guys are awesome! see you wednesday!! LOVE YA! MUAH!!

** the kudos are because you guys rock so hard!!
 
Posted by ♥ STEPH ♥ on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 7:09 PM
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JESSICA HANSON
Jessica Hanson

 
thanks for all that much needed info ;)
♥ jh
 
Posted by JESSICA HANSON on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 9:50 PM
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Mz Maihem™{True Heart}
MzNeVermInd Yerbizness

 
Ooooh Satchel, you nasty bitch!
You need a spanking, in the sexiest possible way...
I bet your secret's about the anaconda in your trousers, huh?
 
Posted by Mz Maihem™{True Heart} on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 9:35 AM
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Jaclyn
Jaclyn Stecker

 
Im so glad we cleared all that up! is your dirty secret that you can play the guitar with your lil satchel? G i hope so. : ) MUAH!
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Saturday, July 28, 2007 - 2:51 AM
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☠Reverend Jen ♪♫
Reverend Jennifer Vaught

 
I love the dirt!

I am sure most of that is true ;)
 
Posted by ☠Reverend Jen ♪♫ on Friday, August 10, 2007 - 4:24 AM
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Jöę ĦíŁŁ // Grand Ultra
Jöę Hill

 
hah! why cant more bands be like you man lmao wheres the fun gone in all this new age rock!
 
Posted by Jöę ĦíŁŁ // Grand Ultra on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 9:01 PM
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Irish hardcore(Is the wheelchair race king!!!)

 
man metal skool fuckin rocks they are one of the many reasons why i miss living in LA rock on dudes stay true to the metal roots
 
Posted by Irish hardcore(Is the wheelchair race king!!!) on Sunday, August 26, 2007 - 2:30 AM
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Liliana

 
Damn, I'm wondering how a genius like you can still be in the same group with those fools!
I mean, one day or another they'll call you SAINT in the Vatican!
You're such a charity man!
;-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
Posted by Liliana on Thursday, September 13, 2007 - 10:20 PM
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Liliana

 
Damn, I'm wondering how a genius like you can still be in the same group with those fools!
I mean, one day or another they'll call you SAINT in the Vatican!
You're such a charity man!
;-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
Posted by Liliana on Thursday, September 13, 2007 - 10:21 PM
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Victoria
victoria jane joyce

 
what's the deal with the name change?
did it not happen?
what ever happened to your movie? or was it a TV show?
 
Posted by Victoria on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 1:27 AM
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Satchel

 
What do i dish?
 
Posted by Satchel on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 11:55 AM
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The Raid

 
Please keep them Coming!

Sy
 
Posted by The Raid on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 4:37 AM
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