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Current mood:  drunk Category: Life
I realized that the other guys either a; don't have a computer so they are unable to log on to myspace and write a blog or b; don't have the computer skills to navigate myspace and write a blog or 3; have thier heads up thier asses which makes it hard to view the computer screen when blogging or in Lexxi's case, just don't know how to read. So since they might not see this I thought I should share some secrets about them with you.
This might not be a secret to a lot of you whores out there, but Michael Starr has an extremely small penis. I know there are some rumours out there that he has a big dick, but I think they got started because the word HAS can sometimes sound just like IS. Oh, and I know because I caught him jacking off to porn a couple months ago. Gay porn.
Lexxi is retarded. We all know that. But a lot of people don't know that he wears a protective device to bed at so he doesn't drown in his own drool. Also he wears Depends undergarments in case he pees. Sexy. Very Sexy. I'm sure he's fun to spoon with in the morning, huh ladies?
Styx is looking good lately, huh bitches? Yup, he's lost 35 pounds! Impressive? Yeah! It would be a lot more impressive if it was from hitting the gym and not from the 35 fott tape worm that's been growing in his lower intestine since he got back from his drug run in Mexico.
Oh well, just thought I'd give you sluts a heads up.
6:26 AM
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