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Status: Single
City: HOLLYWOOD
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/5/2005
Wednesday, November 14, 2007 

Current mood:  accomplished
We are currently in the studio recording what will one day be regarded as the "Sgt. Peppers" of Heavy Metal. Of course, we're not the Beatles- we're way way fucking sexier. Oh , and we don't write about yellow submarines. We write about fucking bitches and stuff like that. Here's a new one about fucking a really ugly girl. Something every guy should do to feel charitable.


Turn out the lights

So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggie style
the way that doggie's do
But I got one request that I just have to ask of you

Turn out the lights!
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound you till you start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
But at least a man can excercise
If he gets too fat
But I got news for you-
Your face will always look like that!

Turn out the lights!
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
I think I'm gonna hurl!
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl!
Open your mouth-here come the pearls!
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

Tell me when it's over!
Please tell me you don't have VD!
Tell me when it's over!

Well we all have indescretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
This never would've happened
If I didn't lose that bet
I wonder if our grandkids
Will ask us how we met

Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to brite
I don't want to look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on you that's tight baby
Willie

 
If this is gonna be on the "Sgt. Pepper's..." of heavy metal, this track must be the "Lovely Rita Meter Maid".....

Sometimes it don't pay to be charitable!
 
Posted by Willie on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 8:26 AM
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Mz Maihem™{True Heart}
MzNeVermInd Yerbizness

 
Oh dear boys, Fat Girls again? I like it though... :)
 
Posted by Mz Maihem™{True Heart} on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 8:56 AM
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There's something about Marcus
Marcus Saxon

 
Damn... these lyrics sounds like a soundtrack for some people @ some dive bars in Temecula or Auburn.
 
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 10:06 AM
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Alby

 
I like it. Looking forward to hearing the rest of the new album!
 
Posted by Alby on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 2:54 PM
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athena the fly

 
- how the fuck did you come up with 'roll you in the flour?' That is fucking classic...!
I wish you guys could just shut up and come to Laredo and play a few shows...
 
Posted by athena the fly on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 3:26 PM
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Abbey

 
Ahahahaha I think I know that girl........her name is J-Load!!!
 
Posted by Abbey on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 6:32 PM
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☠Reverend Jen ♪♫
Reverend Jennifer Vaught

 
love it :)
 
Posted by ☠Reverend Jen ♪♫ on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 8:38 PM
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it's me

 
I would ask to pre-order the CD now, but afraid you will use the money on Hookers and I will never get the CD. Then again ... if Hookers inspire you .. maybe it's worth it!!
 
Posted by it's me on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 11:27 PM
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Victoria &hearts Vince Neil
Victoria Smith

 
LMAO! That's just oh so wrong, yet so right. Can't wait to hear the whole album!
 
Posted by Victoria &hearts Vince Neil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 4:57 AM
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Matthew Stedman

 
There are two advantages to about ugly girls: The first is that you know that they're not going to cheat on you, the other is that they try harder.
 
Posted by Matthew Stedman on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 9:51 PM
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Jeff

 
Fuckin genius, Can't wait to hear it
 
Posted by Jeff on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 9:56 PM
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DRILL

 
All I can say is. . . fuckin genius. i wish you could've thrown in a shocker comment or two. i really like the bridge, it really makes the song sound classy too. fat ugly girls try harder in the sack also, cause they never ever know if, or when they'll ever get "it" again, plus they're always ungry so getting them to swallow isn't an issue, just a snack.
DRILL
 
Posted by DRILL on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 10:28 PM
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Zach R.
Zach Reynolds

 
Fat girls are like mopeds...fun to ride buy you don't want nobody to see you!!!
 
Posted by Zach R. on Friday, November 16, 2007 - 5:20 AM
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Cola-pop
RC Cameron

 
shit, how many fat chicks has Michael Starr banged?
 
Posted by Cola-pop on Friday, November 16, 2007 - 6:47 AM
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Condor Follow me twitter.com/condorofpb

 
i like your style!
 
Posted by Condor Follow me twitter.com/condorofpb on Friday, November 16, 2007 - 10:22 PM
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Lolly Pop Loczy

 
You guy make me fookin rol, I've seen you 22 times n wil come see you again soon! x
 
Posted by Lolly Pop Loczy on Saturday, November 17, 2007 - 12:08 AM
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METAL THREADS

 
hmmm..... yeah i like it ;0
 
Posted by METAL THREADS on Saturday, November 17, 2007 - 9:26 AM
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GioVanni S.

 
I can't stop laughing!!!
 
Posted by GioVanni S. on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 1:59 PM
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LOL, nice. I'm gonna see if I can come up with some shit for you guys too. Cause music sounds better up your nose.
 
Posted by on Saturday, November 24, 2007 - 10:18 AM
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Justin

 
Great fuckin advice...great story! But...Please I don't want to meet a chick like this!
 
Posted by Justin on Sunday, December 09, 2007 - 2:21 AM
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Aaron Leigh
Aaron Leigh

 
I think we have ALL fucked a fat ugly chick in our time...preach'in to the chior fuckers! Dig'n it!
 
Posted by Aaron Leigh on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 2:51 AM
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COREYOKE
coreyoke coreyoke

 
It's almost as good as shit on the new thornbirds album!
 
Posted by COREYOKE on Thursday, December 27, 2007 - 4:34 AM
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[GENTERN] Have Teeth, Will Bite
Stop Messing Around

 
You boys are just all heart.
 
Posted by [GENTERN] Have Teeth, Will Bite on Friday, January 04, 2008 - 6:12 AM
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Chris

 
hahaha dude where the music to it?
and when u makin a album i want to buy it!
 
Posted by Chris on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 2:08 PM
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CHOCH
Ian Cone

 
Photobucket Crisco Twister Anyone?
 
Posted by CHOCH on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Darryl Dude
Darryl Silvera

 
that is totally rad!
 
Posted by Darryl Dude on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 - 11:43 PM
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THE JOHN MORSE BAND

 
COME AND LISTEN TO OUR SONG YOUR FAT HAS SIMILAR LINES ESPECIALLY THE FLOUR LINE,WE DID THAT 10 YEARS AGO! YOU GUYS ROCK!
 
Posted by THE JOHN MORSE BAND on Saturday, February 09, 2008 - 12:35 AM
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Katelyst ツ

 
This song really inspires me.... the words are so powerful. Thank you for writing a song we can all relate to!
 
Posted by Katelyst ツ on Saturday, February 09, 2008 - 4:44 AM
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Michael Paige

 
So you guys DID bang my ex-wife!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Michael Paige on Friday, February 15, 2008 - 4:42 AM
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Roast Beef

 
I just love songs about Fat Girls.
 
Posted by Roast Beef on Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 5:07 PM
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Adriamarie

 
What I dearly Love about You Guys, is You Say & Play it. This is the song writting We all write and think about but too embrassed to do. I would turn this into a Rhymn just for You, Your Style is write Your Metal is Strong if I was there with You all, We could get it ON!!
Love You guys, Keep it Real and Keep going on, I Love it
You guys Truly Rock
Lot of Love, Adriamarie
I'd Love an Autograpthed Pic, As I won't be seeing a show anytime soon, I can only wish.
I'm Severly disabled with Spinal Stenosis & Diabetic Neropathy, But I still get My Metal On : )
send me an address or email me if possible-I know your all very busy, But a girls's gotta try.
 
Posted by Adriamarie on Friday, March 07, 2008 - 9:47 AM
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The Cynthia
Cynthia Frawley

 
Outta your fuckin minds - in the best possible way.

Metal Skool RAWKS!
 
Posted by The Cynthia on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 4:18 PM
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STARS OF BOULEVARD

 
fuckn classic, ill be telling my grandkids we were once myspace friends
 
Posted by STARS OF BOULEVARD on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 5:22 PM
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Prowling Studios

 
Goddamn,I feel your pain sounds just like my X-wife(heroin will make you do stupid shit)
 
Posted by Prowling Studios on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 6:50 PM
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I am, I'm me
Neil Lamonds

 
Damn you guys wrote a song about my ex-wife!!
 
Posted by I am, I'm me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 2:21 PM
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Chris
Chris Cockburn

 
Fucking Brilliant.

 
Posted by Chris on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 10:05 AM
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Darren

 
Son of a Bitch!!! Why aren't you guys the biggest band in the world!!!!!!
 
Posted by Darren on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 2:30 AM
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Sassy
Sassy Girl

 
That is fuckin great.
I love it!!!
 
Posted by Sassy on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 9:26 PM
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Jesus Fuckin' Christ
Pig Squeal

 
Is this coming from a real experience? Scary..
 
Posted by Jesus Fuckin' Christ on Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 6:21 AM
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Jules

 
I really thought you guys were a good band but I change my mind on that. You must of had a messed up relationship with your mother. Cause beauty is on the inside it doesnt matter what or how much u weigh. Im sickened by that. A disappointment to music in general.

 
Posted by Jules on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 4:31 AM
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