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Current mood:  accomplished
We are currently in the studio recording what will one day be regarded as the "Sgt. Peppers" of Heavy Metal. Of course, we're not the Beatles- we're way way fucking sexier. Oh , and we don't write about yellow submarines. We write about fucking bitches and stuff like that. Here's a new one about fucking a really ugly girl. Something every guy should do to feel charitable.
Turn out the lights
So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggie style the way that doggie's do But I got one request that I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights! Before you suck my dick Someone beat you with an ugly stick I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights! Before we do the deed Before I cover your box with my seed I'm gonna pound you till you start to bleed, bitch Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
So you think that I'm a loser Cause I used to be in Jail And I got my GED Diploma Last week in the mail But at least a man can excercise If he gets too fat But I got news for you- Your face will always look like that!
Turn out the lights! Before I take a ride You don't seem to have a "good side" Whip out a condom and the astro-glide Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights! I think I'm gonna hurl! Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl! Open your mouth-here come the pearls! Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
Tell me when it's over! Please tell me you don't have VD! Tell me when it's over!
Well we all have indescretions I think you're my BIGGEST yet Had to roll you in some flour Just to find where you were wet This never would've happened If I didn't lose that bet I wonder if our grandkids Will ask us how we met
Turn out the lights Girl it's way to brite I don't want to look at your cellulite There ain't nothing on you that's tight baby
7:57 AM
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