Women Say The Darnedest Things! JUST LIKE CHILDREN OR KIDS!

These were all funny conversations... may be a mind fuck for men that believe women are the Poser Child of Chastity and Virtue. If you're afraid - do not read. But, it's women just being women. That's why we love them!

The Shoe Analogy

A month ago, I had a conversation with a married woman. Yada yada, "You look like Jon Bon Jovi..." Typical. Then she said, "Men are like Shoes!" I said, "Ok, how are men like shoes?" She says, "Well, you really like a pair of shoes when you first get them... they are new fresh but sometimes they just don't seem to work with many of your outfits." I said, "Ok, continue..." She says, "Then you find a pair that goes with a lot of outfits, you can wear them to the store, to your parents house, and they are SOOO comfortable. You wear these shoes for years." I'm still listening lol... And she says, "Well those old shoes that are so comfortable that you would never get rid of... well, they get too comfortable. And then you start shoe shopping." Sees where she is going, kind of listening still. She explains, "AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE EXOTIC SHOES, THE REALLY HOT SHOES. ONES YOU ONLY WEAR ONCE CUZ THEY ARE SO HARD ON YOUR FEET BUT SOO SEXY!" At that point, I kind of smiled and laughed, took a shot with the group of friends with me. Quite an interesting analogy... and funny. Better than the parking space analogy by a mile lol!

The Girl with a Boyfriend

This was some time ago, not sure when. Anyway, talking amongst a group of people and start talking with this one girl. Well, she at some point out of know where, "I have a boyfriend." This is typical usually out at bars and clubs as it can have two meanings: 1.) I have a boyfriend and I love him dearly. 2.) I have a boyfriend, and I'm not responsible for what happens if I get drunk. This was not the important part, but what happened next.

So then she asks me, "Have you ever felt torn?" I say, "Of course, what do you mean though?" She says, "Well, he takes care of me so much, and is there for me, and he buys me this, and is everything I ever wanted." I say, "He sounds like a nice guy, you're lucky to have met someone so generous and nice." She states, "Oh, but it's just so boring! It's all so... I don't know, we argue and he gives in to me ALL the TIME." I just kind of listen. "I just don't feel the same..." Then she starts chastising him even further, don't remember the exact words but mechanical problems in the bedroom, not attracted to him, etc... Like he was a spineless human being; kind of terrible actually, though honest.

So I asked, "So when do you like your boyfriend?" And she says, "When he is not with me..." And I ask, "How is that so?" And she says, "Because then I can believe he is the man of my dreams."

LOL... what a mind fuck that one is - but, if you are acute to listen... it says more than what she said.

I will add more to this blog! Cuz WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS - TO ME!

-Chris Korruption