So once again I'm sitting at my desk, drinking wine and having a really nice night...I just wanted to post a Merry Christmas blog and since I'm an honary Jew (thanks Hope!) Happy Chanakuah...is that right?

When I hear the word balls (pronounced bawls) I can't help but giggle cause the other night me and my bff Thai Rivera were watching cops, which I LOVE!! It was an episode called Tazer Takedowns. Now as a detective trained by tv I know that in order to tazer someone you have to get tazered during training...so they had this guy getting reluctantly ready to get tazered so he can get it over with...he was really nervous and they were all teasing him about it...well the other cop aimed it at his chest but forgot about a slight calculation of the actual tazer....so when he tazered him it accidentally hit him in the balls! And he was on the ground yelling "Oh my BALLS!!" And the cop who tazered him was laughing so hard that he kept the tazer on for 15 seconds instead of 5...and if that's not the worst part someone had to go over and remove the wire from his balls!! That's why I love Court TV...lotta ball action..but everyone...court tv is now gonna be TruTV starting Jan. 1st and I really feel like there hasn't been a change to something this devestating since Boston Chicken became Boston Market...

So I just want to once again say Merry Christmas...I also want to give a congrats to Thai because tonight he passed The Laugh Factory and can now start performing there reguarly!!  He and I are gonna be hitting up NY on a mini tour Jan 11th to the 19th...Thai can you put that in your book please We're gonna be hitting up a few spots and singing "New York, New York!!" I'm really looking forward to it and I also had such a fun night at a Christmas party where I harrassed a fellow co-worker who will be singing for a gay porn site, but only show tunes...Ahahahaha...and Maria and Tracy...all I can say is wait till I post the video...lelelelele By the way...have you counted how many times I said balls in this blog?? Gail...I believe it would be  suck balls! hahaha...Joy to the world...and all that x-mas crap, love you all and to all a good night...see you guys at The Zoo!! And I just want to end on a x-mas quote to take with you  "You'll shoot your eye out kid...Merry christmas HO HO HO!"