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Monday, November 05, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry
According to my web logs, the following phrases (typed into search engines) brought people to my mrsmolin.com site. I don't know what's creepier: the people who thought up these phrases before typing them into a search engine or the fact that these phrases brought them to MY website. I present the search engine entries almost as is, the only alteration being their organization into stanzas which I did just to be all arty and shit. If you can manage to get past some of the more abominably sicko ones, there's a treasure trove of wicked imagery herein ("saline bloated scrotum" is my personal favorite, though "hurling your bodies into the void" deserves special mention too I think . . . anyway, here):



beautiful whore in negligee
the gay nun a sacred clown
swamp buggy queen dunked
the toilet of venus
sweetheart neckless
i spank her ass sore rainbow
on my cow
mirrors astral cunt
farted as i fucked her

nude virgins tutti frutti
yoni massage gallery
chastity trap curious unable
doges fuck women
slave girl child raped in the anus by gorilla
scat panties to muddy salad
pressurized pussy farts
groin smell
funk tablature

betty rubble fucking wilma flintstone
fornicatrix
juneau blowjobs in solo pantomime
limbo cunt
rusty trombone sex
mother denial of incest
umbilical bondage thumbs

saline bloated scrotum
lapidary crystal penis
anal fissure
twenty thousand leagues under my nutsack
nude women humping a pencil

shirtless executioner scaffold
boys with boners
foggy lips
climbing fingerboard tendons
dude raunch wyoming
cowboy bebop free down lode

cooking shark you cunt rag
tapioca cactus asphalt
saxophone chocolate pig worms
demented elvis toys
abominable swamp slob
orangutan coffee cups
celestial sweaters
expressions of dust ruffles
virgin mobile secret code
hitler aria
barry white prophecy
crystallophillian undiscontinued semaphoric presubordination reedplot
the names of the planes of hell

troll shaman guides solo
mulberry hallucinogen
heady dank nuggets
hurling your bodies into the void
another world entire




Dang, there be some fucked up people out there, people.

~sweet 'n low ~

 
Enema gallery index, Hitler aria....and the Barry White Prophecy? (is that a band?) I also like the nude virgins <i>tutti frutti</i>.....
Well, it is fun and colorful, isn't it?
 
Posted by ~sweet 'n low ~ on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 1:29 AM
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