and plus we got MUCH hubris and bad attitude! we can be disrespectful to ANYONE WE WANT. if charley patton were alive, we could even be disrespectful to HIM. and he'd APOLOGIZE to us!

you know what? it's five in morning! you know what i just did? at eleven in the night, i sat down to make an album from scratch. to write and record A WHOLE ALBUM in ONE SITTING. and i got that shit done! and the resulting twenty song silliness is called _CLASSY CLASSY_

expect it to be released after _PRIDE OF THE VALLEY_ (which is still under construction. need to find a good time to lay down drum tracks).

maybe i'll put a song or two from classy clasyy on here later if i feel like it. but i don't even have to do shit cuz i could just pretty much be rude and do whatever i want in the world, so ok! i bet you wanna here a song called "i'm starting to forget what it's like to have a girlfriend" right? well maybe if i feel nice i'll put it up. right now i don't feel nice. right now i feel like a raw, uncouth fellow. i want to go outside and shoot a gun.

keep an eye out for our shows, guys. they're not on the page, but maybe if feel like it later i'll think about putting them up. if you were cool, you'd already KNOW when they are, though, right? exactly.

i could punch a raccoon and it would say "oh man. sorry, duder". i could punch it right in its side and then scare its next of kin away and say profane language about it. and it would just be like "bra i'm sorry ok".

i could tie a lamppost around bruce lee's head. i could call tom waits a beefheart-copping, affectatious, talentless motherfucker TO HIS FACE and he'd be all like "shit, just don't tell my fans, ok please".

oh god. whoever just broke into my house picked the wrong time. they gonna taste my chain. gotta go.