HEY THERE YOU MINGING ARSE HORSE! in case you missed the last VERY IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL buillitaine, i will painstakingly transcribe as follows:

"we've got a whole shit slew of new songs up on this myspace page now! all from the avalanche of upcoming certainkind albums, which will be discussed in turn below! in order of when they'll be released! on new morning recordings! check dis check dis i know you gonna fool around until you make me wreck dis so check i'ma wreck it like dis now!

1. TENDER BIRD EP: is it a short album? or a long ep? this one i did with anna cordis aka ponto. we wrote the songs together. it's super sedate and pretty, for all your locked up indoors needs.

2. PRIDE OF THE VALLEY: is a straight up rocker, geezies. it's big and sloppy and pwerful, just like all my man lovers that i cavort around with at all hours of the week. it's meant to sound like the way we sounds live. and it does. and it's packed with the hits.

3. CLASSY CLASSY: this is the one that i wrote and recorded in one night. it's super silly and super excellent. it's like if you made a nineteen twennies blues record about my life with a toy keyboard and had to sing it real quiet so as not to wake up alseep people.

4. HIGH LIFE: this is a colab effort with boy shamus aka nick hawleygamer. it's got his songs and mine, together. it's going to be a super good pop record and will kill you all when you hear it so be careful because death is an important thing.

AND GUESS WHAT ELSE DUDE: william get's back sooner than the soonest soon from his long dutch sojourn. and you know what's going to happen? he's going to join live certn kind on GHUITAR!! WHOAH! I KNOW, RIGHT? TWO GUITARS. IT'S THE CREAM DREAM. he'll debut with us on the 20th at everbody's favrite getcrunk club spot: shady pines. with everbody's favrite olympia mod pop lad group; the pharmacy.

so love us the way we love you. which is sexually. give us all your sexual activities. and we'll give you timeless pop classics. "


so there. butt butt. now go out and get a job and stop dicking aroundon theinternet, OKAY.