i wanna go throw some hatchets at trees! anybuddy got some good hatchets and trees? cuz i got some mad rude disposition an i'ma be all up raw innis bitch like a cold motherfucker from back when corn whiskey was water to hell of folks, g.

NICK HAWLEY GAMER: shouts ous to you, sir! we got some mad steez coming up wit the HIGH LIFE. you wanna do backing vocals on heat seekingmissile at the show this saturday night?

WILLIAM CHRISTOFLOWER JAMESON: you are the straight up shit, motherfucker. yr guitar in our band now is all like "hello crazy horse ass shit." so much power in your guitar. and you sing like a straight hero, maing. shit's gun be mad all sortsa fucked when this shit hits it.

SUCKERS: be shore to come down sartreday. maybe we bring some cd albums you could cold scrubble up for some paltry ass fidolla. maybe you sweetalk us an we cold give that shit fr freezies. WE ONNA RADIO NOW YOUR HEAR THAT? mahfucks some shit up ins, naw mean?

DAN and PATRICK: both of you have recorded excellent, outstanding records recently. this show's gonna be some amazingness, tempered with a veil of awesomeness.

so insummation ladsies and ladies, keep that unnerground steez straight up, naw mean? don't go gettn so puzzled you can't get offthe couch, don't go sellin yr heart to majas, don eat so much macdunnuls, right? i mean, like, fuck some shit, right, but you gotta keep yr hrt.

and if you EVER, EVER have a chance to see shellac live, then doit. it's for yr health.

oh yeh an one more thing breezy geezies: there's cold a lotta this crtn knd music that i might keep rotating around onniss myspacc pagg, so check back an maybe you can could download some deep cuts on the d low before they shit giss rotated up inna some purgatorial disgustingness, yknow?


ps this entry is of no substance, i just got a mean case atha afternoon attitude. alll like, "fuck you, two pm!" yknow how that shit is. you just get mad in the afternoon!

oh yeah ps come to the morning glory cafe cuz will an me might cold be reading pomes at some stupid shit. tomorrow [thurs] night! REPRASEnT.