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Thursday, January 01, 2009 
Inside sources claim California grindcore act Graf Orlock will soon be filing a lawsuit against Chicago based Hewhocorrupts LLC due to remarks made in early December 2008 by HWC Inc. CEO Thomas Camaro.  During a recent interview conducted to help promote Hewhocorrupts upcoming Puerto Rican trade shows, Camaro was asked about the use of audio samples in Hewhocorrupts songs.  The interviewer drew audio sample comparisons to Graf Orlock which outraged Camaro enough to state "Graf Orlock is a bunch of California, Laguna Beach surfin, Tom Cruise sunglass wearin' pussies!  They can take their sound bites and go get a fake tan with them!".


When initially confronted with the news, lead Graf Orlock guitar player Justin Slumlord, threw down his surf board and kicked some sand around on the beach - not unlike how 90's grunge sensations Ugly Kid Joe did in most of their music videos.  Slumlord claimed that Graf Orlock would be filing a suit against Hewhocorrupts, outraged by the bands claim that they surf in Laguna Beach.  According to Slumlord, while the band continues to date women from the Laguna Beach area, they do not surf there because there are too many "sharp rocks".
WAR HERO

 
not punk!
 
Posted by WAR HERO on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 10:59 PM
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GRAF ORLOCK

 
GRAF ORLOCK TO SUE HE WHO CORRUPTS INC. IN LIBEL SUIT TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
In recent multi-national reports squashing even the most pressing news from the debacle in the Middle East, He Who Corrupts, Inc. CEO Tommy Camaro leveled high claims of defamation against cinema-grind stalwarts, Graf Orlock. In a recent interview, Camaro referred to Graf Orlock as "Laguna Beach surfing, Tom Cruise sunglass wearing pussies." A claim which is both false, and legally negligible on grounds of wanton character assassination and regional displacement misrepresentation. Graf Orlock neither wear sunglasses, nor surf said beach, as they stick to their Studio City stomping grounds working tactical destruction against the "industry." When questioned about the case by the BBC and Financial Times, Jason Schmidt commented "Camaro is a yoga-instructor, 9-5 asshole who has no concept of getting radical, aside from the fact that he is a flagrant Subway eater and avowed Scientologist. We are taking this motherfucker to court." There was no comment from the Robotic Empire legal offices where Andy Low Esq. has taken up their case, pro bono. After the press conference Schmidt added, "he is just trying to drum up publicity for his Puerto Rico tour, if I ever see that asshole i am going to fuck up that motherfucker."
 
Posted by GRAF ORLOCK on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 1:17 AM
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You Will Suffer

 
http://youwillmove.blogspot.com/2009/01/fireside-chat-with-tommy-camaro-of.html
 
Posted by You Will Suffer on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 6:39 AM
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GRAF ORLOCK

 
Fuck you Camaro! I will see you in debt hell!
 
Posted by GRAF ORLOCK on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 7:20 AM
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Sooner or Later. [AAA|DTEK]
Melvin J. Padilla

 
jajajja this is funny.




hope yu have the $$ for the settlement
 
Posted by Sooner or Later. [AAA|DTEK] on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 3:45 PM
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Tucker
Tucker McGrath

 
fuckin graf orlock can suck a dick. go home and play with your boyfriends dick and shut the fuck up. maybe if your band actually fuckin mattered this wouldn't be a big deal. so suck a cock u bunch of fags.
 
Posted by Tucker on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 10:46 PM
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krysta creator
Hardcore Krysta

 
ha ha, i heard about this. nail those assholes!

nail em to the wall :)
 
Posted by krysta creator on Sunday, January 04, 2009 - 3:43 AM
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<313K[MWC]Hood[BIA]
Daniel Hood

 
long beach mutha fuckas. and seriously that was a low blow. both you guys need to just fuck and make up. not a fuckin lawsuit. come to cali and play
 
Posted by <313K[MWC]Hood[BIA] on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 8:43 PM
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Superfan
Adam Noble Bass

 
Nail 'em to the wall!

 
Posted by Superfan on Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 9:43 PM
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