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Thursday, April 24, 2008 

Current mood:  rockin
Category: Music
As mentioned in my last blog, I'm posting the lyrics of all the songs intended for our upcoming release "THE OWLBUM"
Since I loose EVERYTHING, this may assure the words aren't lost before we record the songs.
ANYWAY!
Here's batch 2

CATMAN

HE'S OUT WANDERING ROUND THE HALLS,
LAMP HELD HIGH TO LIGHT THE WALLS
KEEN TO CATCH A STUDENT OUT
HE'S A BIT OBSESSED NO DOUBT

HOW HE LONGS FOR THE OLDEN DAYS
BACK WHEN THEY MADE THE GUILTY PAY
STILL HEARS THE CHAINS RATTLE IN HIS DREAMS
GOD, HOW HE MISSES THE SCREAMS

HE'S THE CAT- MAN-MR. FILCH, THE CAT MAN
HE'S THE CAT- MAN-MR. FILCH, THE CAT MAN

HE'S GOT A SECOND PAIR OF EYES
MRS. NORRIS IS HIS FELINE SPY
QUIET AS SMOKE SHE CAN SEE IN THE DARK
BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU GO ON A LARK

HE'S THE CAT- MAN-MR. FILCH, THE CAT MAN
HE'S THE CAT- MAN-MR. FILCH, THE CAT MAN

QUIKSPELL, QUIKSPELL HELP HIM PLEASE
THIS POOR SQUIB IS ON HIS KNEES
MAYBE IF HE COULD USE A WAND
HIS ATTITUDE WOULD BE UP AND GONE
HE'S OUT WANDERING ROUND THE HALLS,
LAMP HELD HIGH TO LIGHT THE WALLS
KEEN TO CATCH A STUDENT OUT
A BIT OBSESSED THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT


SNAPES GREAT

SNAPES GREAT-NO SMILE, DESSES IN BLACK, ALWAYS IN STYLE
SNAPES GREAT-TAKE NO FLACK, 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFENDORE YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK
SNAPES GREAT-NICE SKIN, KEEPS IT WELL OILED AND IT SHINES LIKE SIN
SNAPES GREAT-BUT HERE'S A LITTLE CLUE
YOU CAN LOVE SNAPE, BUT SNAAAAAPE, SNAPE HATES YOU

IT'S SCARY FOR HARRY WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS GOING TO THE DUNGEON WHERE NOTHING IS FAIR
EASY FOR A SLYTHERIN BUT OTHERWISE TUFF, FOR A GRYFFENDORE, A RAVENCLAW OR A HUFFLEPUFF
IF YOUR POTION IS OFF PREPARE FOR THE PAIN OF WATCHING YOUR HOMEWORK SLIDING DOWN THE DRAIN
DON'T GET CHEEKY WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU CAN KISS UP TO SNAPE
BUT SNAAAAAAAPE, SNAPE HATES YOU

AS A LITERARY FIGURE HE'S A POWERFUL FOE BUT UP ON THE SCREEN IS WHERE THE CHARACTER GLOWS
NEVER HAS AN ACTOR OWNED SUCH A PART, IT'S A TRICK MAN RICKMAN TURNED INTO ART,
SO GOOD AT BEING BAD YOUR EYES GET GLUED
CAN'T LOOK AWAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT RICKMANS GREAT
HE MAKES YOU LOVE SNAPE BUT SNAAAAAPE, SNAPE HATES YOU

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T DO IT BUT I GOTTA SHIFT GEARS
CAUSE I'VE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR ABOUT A MILLION YEARS
NOTHINS BETTER THAN A BAD GUY WHO MAKES YOU WANNA LAUGH
COME ON EVERYBODY DO THE RICKMAN CHANT

THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM, WAS HE GREAT?
THE RANCHER IN AUSTRALIA, WITH A SIX GUN MATE
LUCAS HART THE THIRD, CREEPY AND COLD
GRUBER IN DIE HARD, THAT NEVER GETS OLD
HE WAS RASPUTIN, BUT THAT WAS TV
I'D EVEN WATCH IT WITH COMMERCIALS
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE
WHEN HE'S ON THE SCREEN
HE'S SURE TO STEAL THE SHOW
WITH HIS FUNKY DEEP VOICE
AND HIS EYES THAT GLOW..........WHERE WAS I........OH (Go to first verse)


WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT?

I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT HAVING A WAND IS BETTER THAN HAVING A STICK
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLAIN OVERKILL TO DISTROY WITH A FLICK AND A SWISH

WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT TO THE MANDRAKES, SLICE AND DICE!
TURN 'EM INTO POTION FOR THE PETRIFIED
THEY'RE GONNA BE GOOEY BY THE TIME WE'RE THROUGH
BUT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT TO THE BASILISK STAB HIM DEAD
POKE THE SWORD OF GRYFFENDORE UP THROUGH HIS HEAD
FAWKES'LL TURN HIS EYEBALLS INTO GOO
BUT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

YOU DON'T NEED MAGIC JUST SOMETHING SHARP
EVEN A ROCK CAN LEAVE A MARK
SLICE EM DICE EM KNOCK EM OUT GIVE EM A POKE
WORKS JUST FINE FOR THE MUGGLE FOLK

SO IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER AN APPROPRIATE SPELL
STICK A ROCK IN A SOCK AND GIVE 'EM HELL
SWING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT AND YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WHO NEEDS A POTION A CURSE OR A WAND

THEY'RE GONNA DO WHAT TO A HIPPOGRYPH GIVE HIM A WHACK
CALL IN MACNAIR AND HIS TRUSTY AXE
MALFOYS JOY IS COLD AND CRUEL
BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO
Bratney
brittany F.

 
Wow, now I really need the CD! The Snape song will complete me, it's very beautiful.
 
Posted by Bratney on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 1:50 AM
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Tonks and the Aurors

 
Did you write the Mandrake song after the Rockumentary weekend? BEcause it sounds a lot like a conversation that was had that weekend.

Awesome!!!
 
Posted by Tonks and the Aurors on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 2:03 AM
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[: Steph
Stephanie Hoover

 
Awesome!
Thanks
:)
 
Posted by [: Steph on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 2:10 AM
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Crystal

 
I love it! I'm starting to save up my spare change. Hopefully, I'll have enough.
 
Posted by Crystal on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 2:51 AM
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Creevey Crisis [all merch on sale!]

 
+1 for name dropping Macnair!
 
Posted by Creevey Crisis [all merch on sale!] on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 3:11 AM
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Hogwarts Trainwreck

 
Yeah! Macnair deserves more play!
 
Posted by Hogwarts Trainwreck on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 4:18 AM
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Blibbering Humdingers

 
I can't WAIT to hear these, especially "Snapes Great"! He is one of my all-time favorite characters. An awful, awful person, but a GREAT character.
 
Posted by Blibbering Humdingers on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 1:07 PM
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