Attention all bass players - 4 TIL RUIN is looking for a new bass player. All styles are welcome, but keep in mind we are a metal band.
You must meet the following requirements for consideration:
1. Play by Ear
2. Played the bass guitar more than once in your lifetime
3. Don't mind the occasional 'tea bag' from the drummer
4. Must be available for practice at least once a week for 3 hours
5. Must have Myspace skillz
6. Don't mind booking shows
7. Must talk highly of the dude you're replacing
8. Alcoholism, and other addictions are fine unless they affect your 'live' playin or ability to remember practice and show schedule.
9. Must sign waiver for the current documentary we are filming about the dysfunctional relationship between band members. (no you will not be receiving a check for a million dollars.)
10. Must be able to get a girl pregnant | If you are a girl, must be able to get pregnant
11. Must be willing to join a cult of our choosing and stay an active member for 3 months
12. While in the presence of 4TR members you must never start a conversation by saying "well, in my old band we used to do this..." (we don't give a fuck what your old band did)
13. Must be financial secure, and own a car that's driveable


If you meet all these requirements, hit us up on myspace.com/4tr

Thanks-
The Old Bass Player