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Hey Friends of 4TR MySpace!
This is Eric (soon to be former Bass player of 4 TIL RUIN) and just wanted you all to know that Feb. 7th will be my last show with the band. The reason for this change is because I'm moving to Denver. Wait...wait...wait...that's such a lame "un-rockstar" excuse...here is the real reason: I've been asked to leave the band because i got caught going all "Motley Crue" on one of the band member's grandma. So here is what went down, I decided to do a little day drinking one afternoon and got pretty loaded. I was driving back home...I mean walking back home and I passed by a Ponderosa and felt the urge for some chopped steak covered in gravy. So I walk in and slap down full price change for this meal, when 4TR grandma comes up and says "I got it!" (yes, they only charged her the senior rate) So we sit down and we talk, I cut her meat for her, and next thing you know we are heading back to her place for some more drinks (free booze, you would too). Well she puts on some Sinatra, dims the light and next thing ya know were going at it like two dogs in heat. Sweating, writhing, i'm humping this 'ol gray squirrel' like there's no tomorrow. In the middle of our passion grandma cries out "my hip!" I jump off her and accidentally knock over a lit candle she uses to keep her bedroom warm because she is on limited income. A fire breaks out and this sets off her alarm, but this is no cheapo smoke alarm it's one of those Life Alerts...where it calls emergency services and a next of kin. My luck, next of kin is a member of the band who shows up promptly to catch me pants down trying to pry grandma's locked legs fully spread in the air into a less embarrassing position. Needless the say there was a little yelling and then a few moments of "Borat" style wrestling before EMTs arrived...I grab my things and leave, few days later i get "the call" informing me I'm out of the band after our last gig.
So if you're interested in drama, and I know most Bay Cityan's are, come on down to Indian Barry's this Saturday and see if we can hold it together long enough to make it through the show. Oh and SilverSpork and The Round will be there too - both great bands.
Seriously, it's been pretty fun ride, enjoyed meeting all the other bands and performing. Thanks goes out to my family, friends and new friends for showing up to shows and putting up with all the practices and other crap that comes along with it.
Later,
Eric
4:32 AM
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