Monday 16th;

-Drive up to studio, 1pm.
-Set up kit and mics. Bacon and egg sandwiches!!!
-Picked up by Ken our driver, who drops us off at the shop to buy him a Mars Bar. We Find the Fudgy Wudgys. Ken takes us to the prince of wales' open mic night.
-Performed short set. Outside we meet 'Tim the cabinet man'; (To Marvin) 'Are you Mauri?' Marvin; 'No'. Tim; 'You've got lovely cheeks'
-Drink some pints. Another short set; Tim cheers for us, then gets bored and boos us off!
-Secured gig at Prince of Wales, coming up in a couple of weeks.
-More pints. sleep at 4am.

Tuesday 17th;

-11pm- Cos kicked awake by Ollie the sound engineer.
-Recording until 5, complete Twilight times, Misstatements, Llament
-Beers, food.
-Another gig, Ken arrives. Matt fills up Kens petrol for him at the station then goes inside to look for porn. finds none.
-More Fudgy Wudgys!!
-Beer, short set, back to the studio.
-Joe and Shaun get out the car to unlock the gates. Ken revs up and drives right behind Joe, Joe runs as fast as he can then veers left as Ken overtakes.
-2 am- Matt; (Staring at his reflection) 'oh my fu**ing god, thats so weird, hey guys, isn't that weird? look at that, so fu**ing weird. Shaun, what the fuck!?'
-3am- Matt; (While urinating trousers and pants at feet, looks back over his shoulder at us and asks repeatedly, ass bared) 'Im not mental am I?'
-4:30am- Munchies, sleep.

Wednesday 18th

- 12pm- Matt, Joe and Marv go for breakfasts at cafe. Cos kicked awake by Ollie the sound engineer (again).
- Cornflakes, recording; Once Twice, After dark, Flood the house
-4pm- (Matt to Ollie); 'Ahh, this is wicked in here', Ollie; 'Get out of my office', (Matt sits in the big chair), Ollie; 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE' hahaha
- 6pm- Decide to record Joe's new song; He has guitar and lyrics, but we need whole track ready to record tomorrow morn.
-7pm- Finish rehearsing track. Begin writing lyrics for ‘flood the house‘.
-Drive to the shop for fudgy Wudgys!! Matt buys boobs and gets a box because a bag is 5p. Kicks up a fuss.
-8:30pm- Joe and Cos cook a curry so strong it makes Matt and Cos cry.
-Matt writes the epic ‘Give my rabbit back please’. A Christmas single is in the pipeline.
-10pm- Chorus written.
-Matt calls sex line. After 4 and a half minutes of adverts finally gets through. His babe is a Glaswegian dominatrix called Nicole who tells him to get us to f**k him in the ass!!. Matt gets bored and is 7 quid poorer.
-1am- 1 verse written.
-3am- Matt goes to sleep (somewhere between, Shaun cuddles Matt)
-3:01 am- Matt gets hit in the face with genitals.
-6am- Lyrics done, sleep.

Thursday 19th

-12pm- up just before Ollie arrives!
-Record new song, final parts recorded.
-2pm- Begin mastering.
-6:30pm- Packdown and back to Taunton.

Oh yeah, Cos and Marv get more Fudgy Wudgys!

Much love,

HH