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Status: Single
City: SYRACUSE
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/6/2007
Friday, July 20, 2007 
Our stickers are making an impact already. This is an email the band received from our beloved bass player who was likely still "glowing" from the night before. Classic Kernal..Enjoy!

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from: Mark
to:" the band

ok people, i got back to marcellus last night on a pretty good high from our performance. in traditional fasion i stoped at the local adult beverage establishment to check up on my liver and kidney functions, you will be happy to know they are all working fine. while on this quest i encountered a gaggle of attractive females that had just had what they said was the best night of their lives. being a representetive of the area i felt it my duty to spark up conversation to make them feel more at home, in no way was i trying sneak a peak down their extremly low cut shirts. while trying my hardest to maintain eye contact one of the girls asked me if i played in a band. being the modest person that i am my first instinct was to say no, but then i thought back to something my grandfather told me. he said," young grandson do not ever lie to pretty girls unless you think you have enough game to get them into bed". i pondered this advise for a breif moment and then relized i did not stand a snowballs chance in hell of bedding any one of these girls and probably would not survive the experience if i did. with a shy little sigh i said yes i do play in a band. she replied we just saw your band at colemans and to prove it she brandished the patented mere mortals logo which she had obtained at said show. they all said that they were quite smitten with the group and would be looking out for us in the future. i just wanted to pass this little story on to the married members of the group who cannot stay up late to see the lives that they have touched.sorry about the spelling and all the other mistakes, i just do not feel like rereading the this to correct it.
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1:44 PM
 
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