Ever had the chance to go to OK City?  Don't.  :-(  I thought I arrived in some bad dream when I got there.  Middle of nowhere on the plains!  Surprised the place still even exists.  Anyways, my job sent me on a lil outing to fix some client's problemo and do a nice data conversion.  If I told you what they had you'd faint.  Ok, I'll tell you anyways.  G3's 350's w/ 128MB RAM.  Take RDC and try and run it on that bad boy.  Screen draw was horrible.  *tear*  Well, besides the old skool apple's, shotty network, and non-technical (IN ANY WAY) staff... it went fine.  So my thoughts on the city itself:

A:  The hostess @ Macaroni Grill on NW50th was a superhottie and damn did I love that mid-western drawl.  Those eyes melted me right away.
B.  You ppl have some pretty screwy roads.  Jeez, how many loops do I need to do to get to the center of a.... TOWN.
C.  Besides, the waitress @ MG; OK is filled w/ beautiful mid-western girls and boy did i see some interesting shades of color in eyes.
D.  Tell the airport to move the security checkpoint to the gates or something.  I go down to get my luggage and wanna grab a bite, BUT nooo all the food joints are on the other side of the secruity gate which is @ the entrance that i just came out of. *sigh*
E.  OK is filled with some geniunely nice people!  I just can't stand the lack of scenery.