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 YOU KNOW YOU ARE CORPORATE MEXICAN IF TWO OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING  APPLY :

1. YOU DON'T OFFICIALLY START WORKING IN THE MORNING UNTIL YOU READ YOUR EMAILS AND EAT YOUR BURRITO(S).
2. YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE DRAWER/CABINET THAT CONTAINS MORE FOOD THAN OFFICE SUPPLIES.
3. YOU KNOW ALL THE SECURITY GUARDS, JANITORS AND CAFETERIA WORKERS.
4. YOUR VERSION OF A CONFERENCE CALL IS WHEN YOU CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PLAN WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR THE WEEKEND.
5. THE ONLY TIME YOUR MAN/WOMAN PICKS YOU UP FROM WORK IS ON PAYDAY.
6. FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS CALL YOU AT WORK TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
7. YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS AT YOUR DESK.
8. YOU HAVE PICTURES ON YOUR WALL WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AT THE CLUB.
9. WHEN THE COWORKERS YOU DON'T LIKE PISS YOU OFF, YOU CALL THEM SPANISH NAMES AND YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD SEVERAL TIMES FOR THERAPY.

10. YOU GIVE YOUR OUT-OF-TOWN FRIENDS YOUR COMPANY'S 1-800 NUMBER.
11. BEFORE CALLING IN SICK, YOU REHEARSE YOUR SICK VOICE AND SICK STORY SEVERAL TIMES OUT LOUD.
12. YOU USE THE COMPANY'S POSTAGE MACHINE TO STAMP YOUR PERSONAL MAIL.
13. YOUR KID'S SCHOOL SUPPLIES ALL HAVE YOUR COMPANY INSIGNIA ON THEM, YOU ORDER PERSONAL SUPPLIES FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDS.

14. YOU CONTRIBUTE $1 TO THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, EAT THE MOST FOOD AND TAKE A PLATTER OF LUNCH MEAT AND POTATO SALAD HOME TO YOUR FAMILY FOR DINNER.

15. YOU CALL IN SICK ON FRIDAY WITH A "CRUDA" BECAUSE YOU WENT OUT ON THURSDAY. THREE DAY WEEKEND!
16. YOU GET YOUR NAILS & HIGHLIGHTS DONE ON LUNCH AND COME BACK TWO HOURS LATER AND THEN ASK 'WAS ANYBODY LOOKING FOR ME?