Stolen From ZePeck
If you could choose your name what would it be? Too easy: Optimus Hulk Batman Griffin... but I'd let my friends call me Bubbles
Do you consider yourself an asshole or a bitch? Is this a yes/no Question?
Name one thing that you hate about yourself? Always being right
Name one thing that you love about yourself? Always being right
Are YOU the problem when it comes to relationships? Baby, I'm always the solution
Do you think that you're fucken awsome? I dole out orgasms like candy at halloween! Wait... is that fuckin' awesome as an adverb adjective, or adverb verb? Wait, what the fuck is an adverb, and why do I even know that word?!
Do you think you are a hot piece of ass? When I'm taking a dump over an open flame.
Would you consider yourself self-reliante? Isn't that word "reliant"? Did Peck himself author this quiz?!
Are most of your friends from high school/college/ or from work? Check this BS out... my current louisville friends are a mix of people I met in college, people i've worked with, and people i've met in da ville over the last 3 or so years. The lextown gang I hang out with are high school friends of my brother, whom I met whilst they were in college.
Do you have a career, or just a job that you hate? I have both rolled up into one crock of rich creamery butter
Have you ever been in-hate? Well... I was the hate-ee, not really the hate-er
Have you ever been in-love? Once... but then I finished the pie and it went away.
Do you think that you have a pattern with relationships, does the same thing or reason just happen all the time? Ohhh no... I rarely use words like "always" "never" "every" unless I'm being facetious. However, I can pretty much say I never make the exact same mistake twice. I find new and creative ways to screw up.
When was your first memory as a child that you still think about? I remember being 5 years old, and french kissing geri ann miller on the steps of miss hardy's day-care. But before you go thinkin' I'm a playa pimp, I also remember when I was 5 that my uncle jim came to pick me up at ms. hardy's to take me to a tee-ball game, and I actually managed to strike out. Who the fuck strikes out at tee-ball?!? why didn't my uncle kick my ass. I don't think geri ann gave it up to me any more when she found out.
Do you have a temper? I'm Irish Catholic. Who the fuck are you to ask me that and What the fuck do you mean to imply by doing so?!
Do people tell you that you talk in your sleep, and what do they tell you what you say? I speak old-entish whilst I sleep. Loudly. I also kick in my sleep. On several occasions people have abruptly awakened me whilst I was sleeping and I've attacked and incapacitated them. Of course, I think they were all mostly women, but it still made me feel a little ninja-like badass.
What age where you when you first french kissed someone? Ummm.... didn't we just cover this?! Hello, Geri Ann Miller?! Age 5?!? Sheesh!
Did you like it or hate it? I should disclose that what we actually did was simply "lick tongues" like we saw people do on TV. I should also disclose that from grades 1 until grade 10, Geri Ann told people she had been doing this with Alex Shearer. I was always fine with this, because in high school she was kinda a skank (albeit nice... but skanky still) and I wasn't out to gain anything by correcting her. It was only somewhere in our sophomore year of high school that Alex told her off and made her quit telling people and made her tell the truth over something she did that year. I seem to recall being drug into the middle of this and felt somewhat threatened with the possibility of promised bodily harm if I did not allocute and corroborate the truth to the whole sordid affair. There was much shame faced by all on that dark day in elizabethtown high.
Have you ever told someone that you LOVED them and didn't really mean it? Actually, the first person I ever told I loved I didn't mean it. Sometimes I shake my head still wondering why I did that when I did. I think it was a heat-of-the-moment thing.
How many friends would you say that you have lost because of your attitude/fight/betrail? I'm saddened to say that there is no count to the friends I've lost over betrail. That's because such a thing doesn't exist. For the record, at least that I'm aware, I've never lost a friend over my attitude, fighting, or betrayal. There was much drama due to a/f/b when I was younger, I'm sure... but at the end of it all, everyone just wanted to drink and have a good time. In more recent days, and on possibly my only serious note in this little survey, I have had to re-think one of my very close relationships because I believe the other party is seriously spinning out of control via the downward spiral. However, the person is just on the lee-side of sanity and self-awareness, not to mention incredibly narcissistic so he/she wouldn't listen to any of his/her friends, myself included, if anyone even bothered to point out "ummm, hey... you sure seem to be headed down the downward spiral!"
Has anyone told you that they LOVED you? Yes, daily, and that's entirely smashing
Did you say it back? Sincerely and happily (everyone: Awwww)
If you had one wish that would be a life changing event, what would that wish be? To find the golden ticket!! Hrm... if that's not an option, howsabout to have a kid? ;-)
Do you want to be successful someday? Success is the journy, not a destination.
Are you a kind person? Ummm... Let's be honest... my avatar isn't "Heaven's Cook" for a very good reason :-)
Do you love/like/hate your family? I love my grams... think kindly about my parents... and as for my brother... well, we all hope good things for Dougger... hahaha j/k... I get along well enough with me kin.
Have you ever done anything that you wish you never did? This one time, at band camp.... seriously, of course, what adult hasn't?!
What's your ..1 fear in life? Falling from a very high place... such as a plane... loaded with my other fear: mutha-scratchin' snakes!
If you could change something from the past would you? About 2 or 3 weeks ago everyone went to lexington, even silent jim, for 's 29th birthday. Because we were driving, Gregarious and I graciously dropped everyone else off at McArthy's, then went to park our cars about half a km down the road from the bar. Whilst walking back, I decided to hit an ATM. After I got the money, Gregarious and I were headed to the pub when a black legless guy, presumably homeless, in a wheel chair rolled up on us. I could tell he was about to ask for money, so I went into spin mode: Oh man... the ATM just ate my card!! Man... we ain't got gas money... we're broke as a joke nigga, think you can hook us up with some gas money?!" And for a second, I thought the guy was gonna give us some money!! Then he just kinda laughed and was like "I was just gonna ask YOU!" (I think he was drunk, duh) so then he extended his hand, and I swear to God we did the whole "Undercover Brother" "You Got Soul" hand slap thing. Then we walked away without incident.
If I had it all to do over, I woulda had a film crew on Greg's face and reaction when I told a black legless homeless guy in a wheelchair "we're broke as a joke, nigga... I thought maybe you could hook us up with some gas money!!"
Do you love yourself? Biblically.... and roughly. Seriously I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Muzak: U2 "With or without you" vs. Willie Nelson "Always on my mind" = Always With You You'll have to right click, and save as an mp3... it defaults to htm for some reason
Run-DMC vs. Stevie Wonder vs. Cypress Hill vs. Beastie Boys = My Superstitious Brain Catchy!!