For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional  studies. 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat

     and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

     and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

     and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine

     and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of  sausages and fats 

    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.