A teacher told her Mexican students to use the follwing words in a sentence:

1) Cheese
Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.


2) Mushroom
'Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3) 'Shoulder'
My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.


4) ' TEXAS '
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5) 'Herpes'
Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.


6) July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7) Rectum!
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8) Juarez
'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9) CHICKEN
I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.