Fred Goodwin is a ****

Not many people in the world today,
For whom no one has a good word to say,
Even Mugabe gets his praise,
But Fred Goodwin is a ****
Yes Fred Goodwin is a ****

He's a financial masturbator,
Played with himself and some realators,
Mght have been better if he'd farmed potatos
But Fred Goodwin is a ****
Yes Fred Goodwin is a ****

Might I suggest some feathers and tar,
He's the **** and a half in every bar,
The greedy ***** just gone TOO far
and Fred Godwin is a ****
Oh Fred Goodwin is a ****

He's a financial masturbator,
Played with himself and some realators,
We've finished our song so we'll see you l8r.........

"'Ere, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my cab last week, that Fred Goodwin,
**** me, wot a ****"