dear friends, 

to save keystrokes, i've decided to write this post in all lowercase. i will continue to use proper punctuation, don't fret. but i may occasionally veer into passive voice.

this next week finds the whitey dudes conspiring to support our dearest friend mpx. although i am neither, she has asked us to perform with her and her girl mf as clandestine members of micropixie and the single beige females. the music sounds great, and we will probably never recover from the thrill of playing with a live space alien. at least she tells us that she is alive.

you are cordially invited to show some love for this epic collaboration at our upcoming performances. we are happy to share this opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a hot hot hot venture. you can honestly tell your friends that you saw us in the early stages of project developement, to which they will cheerfully reply: i don't know them.

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see you there.