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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
The Hillbilly Blog

But when he heard ole Lazarus was ailin', he just up and stayed put fer two more days. (John 11:6, The Hillbilly Bible)

I reckon the most awesome thing about King Jesus fer me ain't the heaven stuff.  Oh, I know it will be when I git there, but fer me that ain't the most awesome thing "right now".  I'm a "right now" kinda guy...along with most a the rest a the world, I reckon.  I wanna know how this whole Jesus thing is gonna benefit me "right now", not in year 4769.

The most awesome thing fer me "right now" is that I got a 24/7 Therapist. That's right, y'all!  And I need it!  On account a sometimes I feel like my turnips ain't in full bloom!  That's one a them times that I needs to lie down on the couch and talk to The Therapist!  One a the names the Bible calls King Jesus is "wunnerful counselor".  That's just dandy, y'all.  I got me a 24/7 Therapist!

Y'all know what The Wunnerful Counselor taught me?  He taught me that life ain't no emergency, it's a journey, and he taught me to enjoy the journey.  Lemme pontificate fer a spell.

See y'all, we human beans tend to see ever'thang as a emergency and The Messiah tends to see 'nuthin' as an emergency, not even impendin' death, as in the case a His buddy Lazarus.  See y'all, God ain't got no emergencies!  An emergency is when somethin' bad is fixin' to happen that cain't be undone.  See why God don't have no emergencies!  There ain't nuthin' bad that can happen that He cain't undo!

When ole Lazarus died somethin' bad happened, but King Jesus wud'n in hurry cuz He knowed His Daddy could undo anything bad that might happen.  Ain't that cool!  So, let's do some hillbilly logic here...if'n God ain't got no emergencies, and you belong to Him then YOU ain't go no emergencies! 

So quit runnin' 'round afraid like a chicken with yer head cut off. RELAX.  No emergencies. Now, ain't that enough to make yer turnips bloom.




Stevie Rey is The Author of The Hillbilly Bible.


The Hillbilly Bible

 
If'n y'all got some prayer needs, offer 'em up ri-cheer!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 10:15 AM
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Deborah ~ ♥ "Erekamka Na Adonai" ♥

 
Here it is...5:12 AM and you got me wanting some turnips
Maybe I'll just stick with this ol' coffee and have me some turnips later!
Thanks for bringing us the truth on a level we can relate to.
I really enjoy your messages and just want to let you know, you're appreciated in a BIG way!
Traveling to Nashville today for an appointment, keep us in your prayers, please.
Thanks and may your day be brightly blessed.
Love in Christ,
Deborah

 
Posted by Deborah ~ ♥ "Erekamka Na Adonai" ♥ on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 10:15 AM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Nuthin' like turnips fer breakfast, Deb!    Lord give 'em travelin' grace!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 10:22 AM
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Ruth
Ruth Salazar

 
Thanks, Steve..I needed that this morning....my turnips are bloomin' already!   

 
Posted by Ruth on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 11:06 AM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
That's great to hear, Ruth!  Have a great day!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 11:32 AM
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Nikki

 
hi stevie! Good morning !
         Awesome blog Stevie!
                   

 
Posted by Nikki on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 11:07 AM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Good mornin' Nikki!  Have a great day!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 11:33 AM
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Solomons Portico

 
amen!
 
Posted by Solomons Portico on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 1:13 PM
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TERI, A CHILD OF GOD
Teri Starbuck

 
Awesome Stevie!!
This is great!
I've decided that today I am not taking on any tasks that will compromise my mental health!
Just isn't worth it!!
I need to let my turnips bloom!!  ;-)
Thank you, Stevie Rey, for always bein here and inspirin!!

 
Posted by TERI, A CHILD OF GOD on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 1:27 PM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Hee-haw!! I don't even know if turnips bloom Teri!
 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 1:35 PM
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[†] Lady H
Heather Guidry

 
My turnips are bloomin this morning for sure, thanks stevie! Great blog! Hope you have a blessed day!

 
Posted by [†] Lady H on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 2:48 PM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Ride dem Harlies yall!
 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 3:29 PM
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[†] Lady H
Heather Guidry

 
No harlie's ridin here! It's a Yamaha! But we dream big and wish for a harlie! Bert says  he is careful for what he wishes for tho! Maybe in the next 19 months when child support is whipped clean from his account we might think about some tradin in. The B*TCH seat is uncomfortably numb for my butt!!!  We are riding to the Island for the sun set!

 
Posted by [†] Lady H on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 4:05 PM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Yamaha!  Blasphemy!    Aww, y'all gonna have fun anyway!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 5:02 PM
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[†] Lady H
Heather Guidry

 
Yup! We still had a blasty blast! IT was a romantic evening had by two ! We didn't get to see the whole sun set because of a cloud in the way... aw shucks! Wish I wore my leathers! I'm trying to defrost!

 
Posted by [†] Lady H on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - 12:42 AM
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Mitzi-Hargraves Schmidt & Gumbo
Mitzi-H-schmidt Gumbo

 
Such purdy trees & mntns, makes me sigh.
   Turnips & emergency room? Sounds like a recipe for a sumpin powerful smell up en der!

   My counselor is the same as yourin but Hes a had to take the rolled up newspaper to me as of late.
By his Grace He will get me there by n by.

 
Posted by Mitzi-Hargraves Schmidt & Gumbo on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 4:17 PM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
I got the newspaper treatment a time or two, Mitzi!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 5:03 PM
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Jo ~Vampire Author~
Joleene Naylor

 
a great blog and so true - it's something we all forget :)

 
Posted by Jo ~Vampire Author~ on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 9:48 AM
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The Hillbilly Bible

 
Thankee dear!  Is yer book out!  I gotta git me a copy!

 
Posted by The Hillbilly Bible on Saturday, October 03, 2009 - 2:08 PM
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