Geez louise here are some awards

Best Punk band of the decade- The Spits

King Tuff- Best record to listen to in the van when yr stoned and missin yr girl

Personal and the Pizzas- Best lead guitar playing of the year, most punk song of the year-" Brass Knuckles" (b-side alt. vers) , best song of the year- "I don't feel happy now", best recession time band (cuz they feed the punks pepperoni pizza with extra meatsauce), best concert of the year- on gg allin and personal's birthday, personal killed everybody in the audience and then killed himself.

Best Record Label of the Year- Burger Records. They got it all! King Tuff, Audacity, Traditional Fools, Nobunnee, Makeout Party, Ty Segal, Sir Lord Von Raven, Poppets, Resonars, and upcoming releases of Personal and the Pizzas, Hunx and His Punx, and Box Elders. Burger Boys 4-ever!

Other Best music to listen to in the van- Box Elders LP(last song is da best- go Jerimiah on lead guitar) Dave also wins best drummer and Clayton wins best early Brian Eno look-a-like contest

feel good song of the year- "You don't like rock n roll" (as done by Hunx and his Punx)

best tape of the year- Nobunnee's Raw Romance on Burger records (I listened to this about 100 times in my truck when I first got it. It is creepy and rad!)

best overall- Reigning Sound. This is the best band ever! The new LP is perfect.

best weird punk album of the year- "Double Negative" by Black Time (I don't know if this is even weird punk, but it is pretty weird and pretty punk)

best album artwork- "Help" by the Oh Sees (artist is named William) Oh Sees also win best band at SXSW with Personal and the Pizzas a close second

most productive person of the year besides Mike Snyper- Ty Segal. Check out "Swag" - it is a split with Black Time and has a surfer on the cover and liner notes that say "get barreled" 

best singles of the year besides Personal and the Pizzas- The Rantouls. Gavin from the Rantouls and the Fevers cannot make a crappy record.

Most illussive Artist- Mayyors

Best TeaBag- King Khan Tea-Bagging Nobunny in Montreal

Best looking Lineup- Mummies, Fevers, Brentwoods, Donnie Denin - for Budget Rock 2009 (a garage punk lineup whose pre-sale tickets sold out in one hour, sux huh?).  I also drooled over the Gories and Oblivians playing together. And btw Gonerfest is gonna rule no doubt!

Most awaited albums of the year- Reigning Sound, Spits, KK and BBQ

Best Rock n Roll Performers- Losin Streaks from Sacramento (too bad these guys never tour)

Best DJ trick- upside down turntables hanging from trees (Pete Menchetti)

Best Super Hero band- Batman and Robin (Gotham City, Austria)

Best Nobunnee impersonator- Nate from the Yolks (Newbunny)

More awards to follow. Dood the year ain't even over yet!