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Oh, hi my lovely friends.
I love you all so much!
I'd like to inform you all of a feedingtube sponsored cook-off on Sunday March 29th.
Said cook-off will be located at Melody Misfit's Apartment just across the way from stuffed dead fucking puppy kill fuck die die die
Um, Said cook-off will be located at Melody Misfit's Apartment just across the way from Captain FeedingTube's apartment only it's number 60 instead of number 54, silly goose! The theme of this cook off is "mac&cheese".
We've had extensive debate over what "mac&cheese" includes. So far, we've narrowed it down to two fat fucking elephant cow fucking grandma fist tit fuck.
Ahem..
So far, we've narrowed it down to "noodles" (as in pasta, and any kind you'd like, silly-willy!) and "cheese" (as in cheese, and any kind you'd like, silly-willy!)! How groovy is that, chums?! Oh, it's groovy to the maximum home-skillet!
Melody has not mentioned a time that I've squire fucking leather cape turtle squish shield dead baby dead baby dead baby
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Melody has not mentioned a time for everyone to show up that I know of yet - but then again she changed the date and told me like 20 times and I just found out yesterday.
So who knows?
The rules will be about the same as the chili cook off, which will be posted in great jambalaya fucking rainbow face goblin feet tit-mouse camel toe hungry crotch vomit.
fuck it.
MEAT BAAAAGS!!! ATTENTION!!!
THERE'S A FUCKING MAC AND GODDAMN CHEESE COOK_OFF ON THE MOTHER FUCKING 29TH OF MARCH @ SMELLY_FUCKING_MELLY'S!!! THE RULES ARE THE SAME AS THE CHILI COOK OFF, BITCHES, SO GET READY TO SUCK 40 FUCKS. FORTY FUCKING FUCKS IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCHES!!! NOW A LOT OF YOUR HAMBURGER BRAINS ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK MAC AND CHEESE IS, WELL, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. JUST MAKE SOME FUCKING NOODLES AND PUT SOME CHEESE IN IT. YOU'LL BE GRADED ON ORIGINALITY, TASTE, AND PRESENTATION. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, PRESN-FUCKING-TATION. NILLAHS GOT ALL KINDA OF FUCKED UP ON THAT ONE @ THE CHILI_COOK_OFF_WAR.
BRING YOUR WAR FACE AND EPIC MAC AND CHEESE AND IF YOU BLUE_BOX IT, WE'RE GONNA BLUE YOUR BALLS WITH RUBBER BANDS UNTIL THEY FALL OFF. AND IF YOU'RE OF FEMALE PERSUASION, WE'RE GONNA TIT PUNCH YOU UNTIL YOU GET CANCER.
GET READY, MEAT_BAGS, IT'S TIME FOR MAAAAAAAACANCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOKOOOFFFFFF WARRRRAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'LL GET MORE DETAILS AS MORE DETAILS COME IN. YOU HAVE JUST SHY OF A TWO WEEK NOTICE, SO MAKE IT FUCKING SNAPPY. IF YOU WIN, YOU HOST THE NEXT ONE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU GET THE TATTOO OF SHAME.
MAAAAAAACANDCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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