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Newsflash!
Hollywood, CA— Members of the rock band Pretty In Stereo got ugly in stereo last night in an after-show smackdown with club security at an unspecified club in Hollywood. Industry insiders believe the situation may have been an unconscious effort of the group to emulate their favorite band, Motley Crue.
Witnesses in the parking lot of the club were overheard saying, "Man, this is just like seeing the Crue on the Sunset Strip in 1982...except with less booze and groupies," and "Wow! I paid for a show inside the club and got one outside in the parking lot, too! It's like a 2-for-1 deal! Thanks Motley In Stereo!"
After what can only be described as a booming performance to a crowded club, the members of Pretty In Stereo were seen arguing with the security crew. According to eye witnesses, the club's head of security was "acting like a nard bag" and not allowing the band to unload their gear through a door that the band was instructed to carry their gear through. Without warning, the singer of Pretty In Stereo allegedly picked up the 6-foot-2 security guard, spun him around over her head multiple times, and then body slammed him into the wall. Onlookers gasped in amazement as she immediately "snapped into a Slim Jim" and walked over the dazed and concussed security guard. A conflicting report said the security personnel may have grabbed the singer and thrown her around like a rag doll, which is pretty lame considering the security guard is big and the girls in Pretty In Stereo are the opposite of big.
One of the members of the band was overhead yelling, "Take your club and your money and shove it up your @%*." Conflicting reports say she may or may not have thrown a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels at the door, much like Nikki Sixx may have done years prior.
"This is as Motley as you can get," one onlooker said.
After the "smackdown," L.A.P.D. were on the scene to survey the damage and record the events of the night. Pretty In Stereo was not sited for the disturbance, and it's been confirmed that the cops on the scene were heard playing P.I.S.'s latest CD as they pulled out of the parking lot. While Motley Crue may have had an antagonistic relationship with the police of Los Angeles, P.I.S. feels that the Crue would be proud of the way Pretty In Stereo kicked ass and fought the powers that be all while not getting arrested.
Pretty In Stereo has been dubbed "L.A.P.D.'s New Favorite Band" and have been given the green light to further rough up knob-job security guards as the girls see fit. Rock and roll!
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