Sarah Jessica and I are in such good hands with all of you!  Special thanks to top agents eyoste, Cam, prefume_agent, dqw5644, and unruli1 for helping us hone in on Boldizsar Kovacs with superior speed and stealth.  I've already put in calls to several maritime agencies to determine his most recent port of call. 

Also, as helpful as Tony's assistance has been thus far, he is falling a little short in the creative sleuthing department, depending too carelessly on all of you to pick up his slack. To get things done right, we'll just have to do them ourselves. Mark my words: I'm going to get on board Mr. Kovacs' boat and him to clarify more than a few things.

I'll need your help, of course. Many of you have already been tremendously successful in taking the heat off of Sarah Jessica by making videos to explain why she "Had to Have It" (see the post from 15 aout 2007). You're excellent performers and have a way with words.  I'd like your continued support.  I need to win over this Boldizsar Kovacs fellow. You catch more flies with honey, no?  And, albeit limited, the information we have thus far about Kovacs suggests that he's one fly guy who appreciates a darling honey like myself.  Do you know any foolproof pick-up lines?

Record a short original video (20-60-ish seconds long) of a killer pick-up line that I can use on Kovacs when I get aboard his yacht.  Be sexy, be charming, be coy.  We need the best pick-up lines you can think of. We'll make Kovacs covet ME and then he'll eat right out of our palms.

Post your video on MySpace videos or YouTube with at least 4 tags: "covet" , "sjp" , "CaseOfTheCovetedBottle" , and the secret agent name you are using here.  Log in to CaseOfTheCovetedBottle.com and submit the link to your video below. I will take a look at it. You have until 15 octobre to submit video links.

I will announce the winning video after 15 octobre.  Don't procrastinate in making or submitting your video: more views and better ratings of your video online will make it (1) stand out from the crowd and (2) more likely to become the winning pick-up line.  Be sure to tag your video "CaseOfTheCovetedBottle" so other agents can find it.

I know without doubt that you are smart, sexy, and sneaky.  With your help, we should be able to come up with some killer pick-up lines to charm Kovacs and get him to lead us to the missing bottle.


What's the URL to your original short MySpace or YouTube video of a killer pick-up line for me to use on Boldizsar Kovacs?

For more details and to submit an answer go to Case of the Coveted Bottle